TheFunkSoulBrother on 23/10/2001 at 02:17
388
You tafferise the builder's spoken word;
One of the most versatile words in the builders english today is the word 'taff' that, simply by the prefix and/or suffix can mean almost anything.
taff
as a verb; 'Taff off Bejorin!'
taffer
exclamation; 'Caught us a Taffer!'
taffed
as a state of consciousness; 'I feel taffed after last night!'
taffing
inquiry; 'who that taffing about then?'
taffastic
dissatisfaction; 'well isn't that taffastic!'
taffed
past tense
taffy
taffology
taffologist
taffological
supertafferfrobolisticexpalidocious!
And as almost every word in a sentance;
'taff the taffing taffer!'
cypher628 on 23/10/2001 at 13:12
389 - People who spend their days explaining all the ways to use the word "taff". (good job)
ataricom on 24/10/2001 at 06:38
390. You go to a party and wonder why the framerate isn't any lower than .25
391. When you spend 3 hours a day in the Thief forums. (very true. current time-3hours:15minutes:11seconds) :)
TheFunkSoulBrother on 26/10/2001 at 00:23
>392< [a] Walking around the streets, late at night in full plate armour, with a hammer.
>392> Walking around the streets, late at night in full plate armour, with a hammer searching out nails that aren't quite in properly and whence finding that nail that didst offend the builder using overhead swings to smite it back into place
{Thanks for the inspiring quote ataricom <IMG SRC="thumb.gif" border="0"> }
TheFunkSoulBrother on 26/10/2001 at 00:43
>393< Speaking involuntarily in Old/Archaic English.
{Whilst working 'front counter' at KFC I nearly blurted out ;
'The builder shalt pound thy potatoes til a mash maketh, and boil thy gravy to the sir's contentment.'
Cypher628 on 26/10/2001 at 01:21
394 - You spend the better part of almost every day for more than a year working on the same thief 1/2 level.
395 - You start the (crazy) 15 year project of creating your entire Country into a thief 2 level, and you actually finish it.
396 - laptop computer and put it in a backpak, hooked up to VR goggles that your wear, so you can DromEd where ever you go.
397 - you wander off into town whereing these goggles and when your laptop finally runns out of battery power you end up in one of the weirdest places with a crowd of ppl around u.
398 - You have the imprint of DromEd burned into your vision(mind).
TheFunkSoulBrother on 26/10/2001 at 10:48
: 399 : Speaking in your sleep your new 'Garrett quotes'
'Let the hammers of justice miss me by a country mile'
'There's something basically wrong with a city that doesn't have a pizzeria'
'If i dropped a bottle of wine in front of that guard would he be clever enough to drink it or would he wonder where it came from . . .'
'I'd sound like a taffer if anybody heard these soliloquoy's'
TheFunkSoulBrother on 26/10/2001 at 11:23
!!! 400 !!!
Your diet consists of loaves of french bread, wedges of cheese, the odd cucumber, apples, a purple unamed fruit, entire deer legs, and two carrotts and one parsnip.
Cypher628 on 26/10/2001 at 12:20
401 - When you die you have a computer running DromEd buried with you.
402 - You make a little room attached to your house with no doors or windows, you paint it blue, and place a teleport trap linked to your alarm system, in your kitchen.
403 - Your first house is a castle
Cypher628 on 26/10/2001 at 19:50
404 - YOu then fill that blue room with 20 or so guards
405 - In your FM, you create a computer, and when you frob the computer, DromEd 2 comes up on the little computer screen.
406 - You build a level INSIDE a level.
407 - When some1 yells at you you wonder who would've changed their schema from m20nicyguy to m20rudeassbastard