Mortal Monkey on 10/10/2002 at 15:20
510: The biggest file folder on your PC is where you keep all your FM's.
511: In second place is your Thief folder which is loaded with crap you might use some day.
512: If it wasn't for your parents/fiancè you'd starve yourself to death.
513: Before you starve to death you try to get Garrett to eat faster while cursing at the mouse wheel (or whatever you use for inventory cycle).
mkadlec on 18/12/2003 at 10:19
[514] When your son asks "Daddy, celebrate Hammerites Christmass?"
[515] When your daughter answers "Of course, stupid taffer"
[516] When you have only one xmass tree. In your level....
Jingle bells,jingle bells... :joke:
[517] When your kb shortcut for running foxpro project is [ALT]+[G] and "Beautify" command you renamed to 'Portalise'
[518] When you are sad that this thread is not containing ">>1000<< clues that you have been Dromeding too much"
MOG on 18/12/2003 at 10:53
Quote:
Originally posted by GOB Think is time to finnish the 1000reasons <IMG SRC="thumb.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="thumb.gif" border="0">
301: When you loose your job caused by Dromed Interference .
302: When you loose your appartment ..
303: When you forget that all you ever wanted was that Roland tb303machine :)
304: When all the tutorials and the hole objecthierachy is remembered alphabethic ,backwards and the right way ...(D1 and D2)..
305: When the hole world is telling you that enough is enough and you start trying to convince them that dromed is the key ....
306: When a old member ask stupid questions of wht he needs to optimize his level .
307: When a desperat member ask nicely of a dromed antidote
308: When a member think that it's possible to optimize NeedForSpeed5
and make a better cargame -using dromed ...
309: When a member is thinking of selling all his stuff to buy a tent and a laptop....
Taking his work underground.....
310: When all the above numbers doesn't fill half the reasons and symptons of to much Dromediting ....
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- As I build -
- I discover -
- As I discover -
- I build -
-------------------dromed for ever .....greets GOB
HEHE
:tsktsk: :tsktsk: :tsktsk: :thumb:
sterlino on 8/1/2004 at 16:59
301: When you loose your job caused by Dromed Interference .
302: When you loose your appartment ..
ohhh Jesus, it happened to me really !!:eek: :(
:sweat:
Dark Arrow on 8/1/2004 at 18:29
[519] You look at the moon and start wondering what values were used in Mission Parameters to cause that effect.
MOG on 8/1/2004 at 18:49
Quote:
Originally posted by Dark Arrow [519] You look at the moon and start wondering what values were used in Mission Parameters to cause that effect.
[520] and when someother taffer actually knows the answer to yours :ebil:
Mortal Monkey on 8/1/2004 at 19:26
521. You stare at the window in a bus, and after a while you realize that holy shit, that reflection of the other side of the road has some really fancy fading effects.
Yes, happened today.
Dario on 9/1/2004 at 04:02
522: When you have so much time on dromed, that you can relate to the 1,000 symptoms of dromeding too much.
The Dark Jester on 9/1/2004 at 06:09
523: When your sitting at work and wondering if the poly count is too high on one of the lobby walls.
524: When you spend the hour needed to get everything ready for openning the store thinking of major projects for your mission.
both have happenned to me. :sweat:
TF on 9/1/2004 at 20:01
525) The workers from a cable internet provider finally show up to install the cables, they bore a small hole in the wall, however at the other end, inside your room, the wall explodes making a gigantic hole, and your first thought is to select the huge, hideous Fill Air 8-faced Pyramid and perform various resizing and/or deleting actions.
