Nameless Voice on 28/10/2008 at 23:08
822. You get a picture of DromEd tattooed onto your chest.
bassmanret on 29/10/2008 at 11:54
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820. You wrote (or tried to write) an ode to Jorge.
Funny you should mention this. I wrote this little story over 2 years ago, with the intent to include it in "Just Friends Part 2". I decided against using it, though.
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Jorge who aspired to be a painter. He tried very hard to produce awe-inspiring works of art, and actually believed himself quite talented, but had never shown any of his work to the public for fear it would be unappreciated. After many long months of work on a particular painting and coaxing from other townspeople, Jorge decided to reveal his work to the town. He sent out notices weeks in advance, so that the whole town was astir with anticipation to finally see the work of their young master artist. Nerves wracked poor Jorge when the big day arrived, but he donned his most distinguishing suit of clothes and bravely carried his cloth-covered canvass to the middle of the town square. Indeed so great was the hullabaloo that the entire populace of the town was gathered for the event. Trembling with fear, though doing his utmost to conceal it, he stepped up to his work, triumphantly pulled the cloth away, and announced, "I call this, 'Jorge'!". The reaction was instantaneous!
Without exception, all who beheld the young aspiring artist's creation found it revolting in the extreme, so much so that all present immediately began wretching, gagging, and vomiting profusely wherever they stood. Within moments, not an inch of ground in sight was free from the involuntarily produced expressions of disgust from the townspeople. When able to regain their composure, however, their disgust quickly turned to rage at having been tricked into viewing the despicable monstrosity created by the now-horrified young Jorge, and as one, the whole of the town descended on the would-be artist, quite literally tearing him limb from limb until only small pieces of bone and tissue remained. The painting was immediately burned. The horror of the event was subconsciously repressed in the minds of all the townspeople, and afternoon rains washed away all evidence of the carnage.
Moral: Jorge is a horrid, despicable texture and should never be seen by anyone, ever.
HipBreaker on 30/10/2008 at 07:24
823: You read a story devoted to a Thief texture. (And it was good)!
Zontik on 30/10/2008 at 11:29
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Moral: Jorge is a horrid, despicable texture and should never be seen by anyone, ever.
Can't agree. Jorge is very SPECIAL texture, ugly, yes, but place it to the right place and you'll see...
I've made it in my "Mirror" FM. Nobody complain. So...
824. You love Jorge, it reminds you... too much.
Seriously, I used this texture as avatar on DarkFate forum. Maybe it's already #825?
qolelis on 30/10/2008 at 14:33
826: You think about starting a heated debate over the actual virtues (#730) of Jorge, because you feel sorry for it.
Edit:
Yes, using jorge as an avatar is definitely #825.
R Soul on 30/10/2008 at 14:36
I do think Zontik should have 825 :)
qolelis on 30/10/2008 at 19:13
Quote Posted by R Soul
I do think Zontik should have 825 :)
Fixed.
Zontik on 31/10/2008 at 06:27
827. Your real name is George, but you start to spell and write it another way...
HipBreaker on 31/10/2008 at 16:40
828: You debate with someone on how to pronounce DromEd.
829: You debate with someone on how to pronounce Jorge.
Nightstroll on 2/11/2008 at 00:21
830. Your girlfriend's father is called Georges and you hate him without knowing if it's due to something else than what his name inspires you.
831. You start to think about giving your frame door a time higher than the hole to prevent people from entering your room all day long.
832. You barely use the great computer you bought 2 weeks ago because DromEd doesn't work properly on it.
