Metalhead on 20/6/2000 at 04:32
113: You are constantly amazed when opens counterclockwise and doesn't disappear
114: You step outside for the first time in 3 days and are amazed you can see all the way down the block without screen complexity errors
115: Every time dromed crashes Andrew Dice Clays phones telling you to tone down the language.
116: Andrew dice clay goes broke from long distance bills
117: Your friends look at you funny when you tell them you want a pet burrick, and reply by saying "I'll just set metaprop "GoodGuy" on it
Dr.Evanzan on 20/6/2000 at 13:15
118: You see a stack of coins lying about in the open and try to find a better place to hide them.
119: You walk into a dark room and question whether you put light_bright on or off.
120: You walk into a bright room and try to Alt-E into the editor to make some shadows.
121: You're asked to wash the dishes and reply with, "Should I use a 'fill water' or a 'flood' brush on the sink?"
122: When they tell you to use the tap, you reply, "Don't be stupid! Everyone knows you can't frob taps!".
Riff on 20/6/2000 at 18:28
123: When you see a man jogging down the street, you wonder what the motion name is, and how you can get your guards to use it.
124: When someone asks you "How's it goin'?" you feel an irrepressible urge to wait for him to go by and then whack him in the dome with a blunt object.
125: You wonder where the textures for the stained-glass windows in the local church are stored.
126: Where IS 0,0,0 in the real world anyways, and how come nobody's ever been there to tell us about all the weird, detached projectiles floating around?
127: The pathfinding AI of a seeing-eye dog dumbfounds you.
128: When you measure a "real life" room for porting into Dromed, and find it only 8 feet high, you scoff and say: "That'll look stupid! It'll feel like you're bumping your head!" And then proceed to add more air brushes to the "real life" room to make the head clearance more acceptable for jumping and other athletics.
129: You always enclose the term "real world" in quotation marks.
130: You wonder how long it took to portalise the world.
131: You then figure out how long it took to portalise the world.
132: When your friend asks you a good way to lose weight, you say "Edit your Properties:Physics:Attributes and change the Mass field to something lower, then use Datoyminaytah's reskinnable humans pack to make your model look thinner.
133: When your friend looks at you in confusion, you just stare right back at them and say: "You know? Datoyminaytah? The conversations guru? You can get the reskinnables from Thief-TheCircle.com."
134: When your friend still doesn't understand, you just roll your eyes, sidle around him, and whack him in the head with a blunt object.
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The above was a public service announcement from the new Riff: Bigger, warmer and fuzzier than ever before. Until his camel spits in his eye, that is.
Sharga on 22/6/2000 at 23:11
135. you dream in wireframe and always attempt a "solid plus selection" before waking up.
136. You are always on the lookout for white wedges from hell.
137. Whenever you see a pillar you still can't believe that it's round.
138. You constantly remind the builder to optimize when he finishes your new house.
Sharga on 22/6/2000 at 23:21
139. You know you can't die because you haven't added a mission to your life yet.
140. You jump of large distances that would kill Garret and think: he's such a sissy.
141. Every time pain or an injury is inflicted you rate how many shields it would have taken off.
142. You wonder how many gas arrows are linked to that bean burrito...
Metalhead on 23/6/2000 at 01:24
143: You discover how many gas arrows were linked to that bean burrito after rendering your entire family unconscious.
Metalhead on 23/6/2000 at 01:27
144: The number of emails in your inbox from "saam@icode.com" actually dwarfs the number of emails from spammers like "Billy Bob's house of blow-up sheep fetish."
Kyran Ward on 23/6/2000 at 02:20
LOL @ 132 & 133.
#145 You fail to see why any of these might be considered outrageous.
#145 When Kyran Ward tells you he was just about to post a quote one might chant upon losing one's car keys, you already know what that quote is.
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Spitter on 23/6/2000 at 12:56
#146 After a long Dromed-day, you finally decide to sleep, but 5 AM in the morning a mosquito wakes you up by buzzing around your head. After many, unsuccesful attempts to kill it, you just decide to "aiawareofplayer" yourself out of the mess.
#147 Because it didn't work, you just decide to delete the mosquito archetype. (true story, unfortunately)
