Sharga on 23/6/2000 at 15:15
149. You decide to model your life around Dromed.
150. So you wear tap dance shoes to make metal clank under your feet, and tile make a tapping sound. Then you hollow out all the wood you see so that it will make the exact klunk sound as in the game.
151. You only use Dromed textures and objects in your house.
152. You try to make your feet invisible but find it impossible, so you go into Dromed and try to give Garret a pair of legs and feet. This does not work either, so you decide never to look down again.
153. You genetically change every piece of food you eat so it makes the familiar crunch sound.
154. You only use ladders by jumping on them
155. You add lights to your doors so they "highlight" when you get near them.
156. You make all your stairs taller than three feet so that other AIs can't follow you.
157. When you go to work your boss asks what the heck are you doing with that hammer. You say that it's junk so you can only pick it up and throw it down.
158. You still are listening for that "ching" sound every time you pick up a check from the mail.
Sharga on 24/6/2000 at 02:56
159. You go to netdrive.com then you type in Sharga under visit member, then you go to my public files, then my pictures, then you download Sharga's pictures and your are astounded!
Arcsim on 24/6/2000 at 12:06
160. You think that every problem, including violence, drugs, etc. could be solved with sources and receptrons(Tot?)
161. You go to a preschool and yell "Hey! What CAL file did you use for these guys?"
162. You set on a mad crusade to ressurect the burrick *guilty*
163. You attempt to market the "Frob-Puffs" brand breakfast cereal
164. You succeed at #163
165. On a talk show, you start babbling on about the many uses of questvar traps.
166. When your garden hose dosen't work you just add a bit more water stim
167. You panic at the sight of the robots in Deus Ex and try shooting tranquilizer darts into the back, looking for a boiler
168. You make a movie called "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DROMED"
169. You think the above title is funny
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"The burning flesh of our enemies has been trampled into the ground, their bones picked clean by scavengers. All that oppose the horde lie dead, and the new dawn is upon us! Let us go forth to the new age! Let us Discover the treasures that await us! Let us crush all who oppose us like the pitiful insects they are! Remember that it is the horde you serve, not your own petty desires. Heed by this and live, young ones, disobey me and be anihilated."
+Malimar, High Priest of the Sacred Orc Cult
Sharga on 24/6/2000 at 17:53
170. You sing "who frobbed the cookies from the cookie jar"
171. You play EverQuest and puke after seeing the pathetic pathing. You then go back to Dromed and let out a sigh of content as the AIs follow you perfectly through each corrdor.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif172. You have this forrum at the top of your bookmarks.
173. You remember the first time someone asked you how to burn a new thief CD you almost killed them. then they explained that they ment coppying it, not actually burning it with fire. You then blackjack them while laughing insanely.
174. You are always chanting "I see dead people, I see dead people but with awareofplayer they don't see me!"
175. You made a mission called night of the livind dead.
176. You go into shock after walking outside and actually seeing a moon in the sky.
177. After playing RTC the name Grateful Dead has another meaning to you.
Sharga on 25/6/2000 at 03:14
178. You aren't paying enough attention and place your patroll points below the ground, out of the actual game. The guards walk all the way back to the starting point. You post here, you then realize your mistake, you feel like a taffer!
(This never happend to me...NOT!)
You then decide to take a Dromed break, then you change your mind and keep on taffing.
Metalhead on 25/6/2000 at 09:38
179: You decide to commite suicide by playing RTC... alone... in the dark... at 3 am...with a high-end 5 channel surround sound system...stoned... and die of a massive heart attack.
Sharga on 25/6/2000 at 15:05
180.You are at an ice cream shop and your friend asks you what your favorite flavor is.
You take while to decide then you say, "Well I really like AIFleeDest."
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The new MOC2 (Museum of Chaos) will have you
-Traveling through a large cavern
-Exploring a mansion
-Re entering the twisted realm of the woodsie lord
-Pissing your pants
-Unable to avoid unpleasant confrontations
-playing through Dromed1 one more time :)
Myoldnamebroke on 25/6/2000 at 19:17
182. You're approached by thugs in the street, and think 'Hah! I'm all right! I've got KOStim: Abort'
183. You discover someone has broken into your house and say, puzzled, 'What! But I'm sure that door had the NonBashy metaprop!'
Z on 27/6/2000 at 21:00
#184 You are amazed when someone climbs a ladder.
#185 You edit the wav file so that when you start up your computer, you hear the hermit singing "Go, go, go!!! Up, up the rope you go, why do you go so slow? "
Maybe thats just me.
#186 You try to look for a catalogue or website that features a blackjack.
#187 You tell your friends that you are going to the bear pits tomorrow.
#188!!!!!!
WHEN YOU LET YOUR MIND WANDER, IT RETURNS CONSTANTLY TO YOUR UPCOMING PROJECT!!!
Heh
Z