1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Dia on 5/1/2006 at 21:21
Oh alright. bump...
#2362: You wear all your Thief garb (complete with hooded cloak) to work, stretch a tarp over the top of your cubicle so you're always in shadow, and change the nameplate hanging outside your cube to read your TTLG name (complete with join date).
#2363: You then proceed to blackjack any coworkers that question your latest attire & cube decor while reciting a catchy phrase from one of the Thief games.
ValasXitan on 7/1/2006 at 00:50
#2364: You fill plastic easter eggs with water, and tie them to arrows to make water arrows! (because they split in half when they hit)
#2365: You fill plastic easter eggs with monkey's hair, wood, leaves and such, and set it on fire, then tie it to an arrow to make fire arrows! (same prinicple)
#2366: you fill plastic easter eggs with Chlorophorm or Nitrous Oxide, make it air tight, and tie it to an arrow to make gas arrows (same prinicple)
#2367: you forget which eggs have what in it, so you test them on family members! :ebil:
dlw6 on 7/1/2006 at 03:22
You family members must hate getting shot with arrows all the time, regardless of what is tied to them. And where do you get monkey hair, exactly?
This thread used to be about stuff you actually do... :nono:
Don
kamyk on 7/1/2006 at 05:12
I might actually do #2364 in conjunction with number #2367. I like that idea, sounds funny.
#2368:You try out ideas you see on this thread.
(I think a more appropriate question would be where do you legally get a monkey to get the hair from? I can already guess the answer to how do you get the hair from the monkey. Use #2366.)
Dia on 7/1/2006 at 13:43
Quote Posted by kamyk
#2368:You try out ideas you see on this thread.
I couldn't get any monkey hair, so I just shaved my husband's legs when he was sound asleep & used the shavings. :ebil:
Oh shi... he just woke up.
Thief-Playah on 8/1/2006 at 03:44
Pardon if these were repeated.
#2369. When you walk about, you do perfect imitations of guards/hammerites.
#2370. You refer to the head of the household as "His/her lordship".
#2371. You're trying to learn how to talk like a Haunt just so you can freak friends/family/strangers out... (flAmeS arOuNd yoU, FLameS, nOthinG but flAmes bURninG yOur fleSH.)
#2372. ... You learned to talk like a haunt and do perfect imitations... (Jooiiin ussss, Join usss, join us NOW!)
#2373. ... Now you're trying to learn to talk like an apperition.
(When you learn to speak like a haunt/apperition, send me a PM. I'd love to hear some recordings. ;) )
ValasXitan on 8/1/2006 at 04:56
I believe this link will answer all your Monkey Hair q's:[EMAIL="http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/MONKEY+HAIR]http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/MONKEY+HAIR[/EMAIL]
Divisor on 8/1/2006 at 14:51
#2374: You realize that you laugh exactly like the cathedral haunts in T1.
#2375: You tried to sneak behind a person sitting at a desk, and then to take valuables placed on the middle of the desk - from behind the sitting person - and all that being completely confident that the person will neither notice you nor the missing of the valuables.
#2376: Your last wish is to be buried in a large crypt complex where a horn plays soothing melodies taming the local burricks, which also have to be present in the grave.
Domarius on 9/1/2006 at 03:12
Quote Posted by Thief-Playah
#2369. When you walk about, you do perfect imitations of guards/hammerites.
Well... I used to do it for fun, but now... whenever I sigh or cough out of boredom, I unintentionally mimick the guards! You know the clips - "Heh-hem!!" and "tum ta ta tum ta ta..." etc.
Gore_Torn on 9/1/2006 at 05:11
2377- You think that killing someone is not an option.
2378- You think you can turn down the Gamma in life to simulate "True" Shadows.
2379- You think the blackjack you own can take down any man.
2380- You mistake the Cherry flavored Kool-aid for healing potions, so you horde it all to yourself. :ebil:
