1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
assassine on 24/6/2006 at 00:12
#2482: You post in a thief thread that was started almost 7 years ago.
#2483: After talking to your familiy your doctor is considering to write a paper about a new medical condition called "Thievery". Symptoms: over 2482 and counting.
#2484: You started a site on myspace dedicated to Thief.
dlw6 on 27/6/2006 at 13:38
This thread was supposed to be about stuff you actually do, not stuff you'd like to do, stuff that would get you arrested so you don't do it, or stuff that's physically impossible. Frankly, I'm skeptical of some of these claims. In the interest of getting back to reality about our reaction to fiction, and because I just got the pictures back, here is one with photographic evidence.
#2483: You learn metalworking skills so you can make your own loot:
Inline Image:
http://www.willadsenfamily.org/sca/danr_as/horn-fittings/horn.jpg Don
Raven on 29/6/2006 at 15:17
#2484 You are concerned that you haven't posted in a thread that has been around for 7 year and so consider posting just so as not to feel left out...
#2485 You run a search and find you did contribute... twice... seven years and 2429 posts ago!
Haegan on 29/6/2006 at 16:48
#2486 Life is meaningless, you worship Thief instead.
assassine on 30/6/2006 at 15:29
This really happend (last night):
#2487 Your phone rings at ~9 p.m. You have to quit playing Thief (what else) to answer. You hear: "Hi, this is Garrett calling from..." You are so surprised that you hang up.
Yep... all the question I had... and I didn't ask... what a disappointment... Well, I don't think the telemarketer could have answered them anyways...
RavynousHunter on 2/7/2006 at 13:15
#2488: You start editing T1/G/2/3 maps and placing tons of enemies EVERYWHERE! (Haunts are my favorite! :cheeky: ) Just so you can watch as the Hammers, Pagans, and Guards/Robots try thier damndest to kill all of them, to no avail, ending up getting pwned horrendously.
#2489: You try to add some of the T1/G/2 things to T3, only to find that either your coding or 3D art skills SUCK!
#2490: You try many times (in vain) to edit the surfaces a rope/vine arrow will stick into so you can shove them into stone walls and have fun leaping about like an angry gorilla on crack.
:thumb:
Camille on 3/7/2006 at 15:07
#2491: You dress up as Viktoria for Halloween. Seriously, I got my friends to do my makeup and draw vines all over me with permanent marker. I may get some form of ink poisoning… but we all must make sacrifices for the things we love.
#2492: You are determined to come up with a better, non mediocre Viktoria costume for next Halloween because this you threw this one together in about two days.
:cheeky:
Lord Garrett on 6/7/2006 at 08:22
#2493: You promise to go shopping with your fiancee in the most bizarre stores if she promises in return to play through all the games at least once.
#2494: Your new fetish involves your fiancee to chain you to the bed and read and commit acts from The Hammer Naughty Book of Tenets.
#2495: You go to San Francisco on business and look out your window and compare the rooftops to how The City looks so similar....and you wish to take the thieves highway yourself.
#2496: You name your three cats Garrett, Constantine, and Viktoria.
#2497: You plan on dressing up as Garrett for your Reinassance Fair wedding.
#2498: Whenever you offer some beer or liquor to your brother, you say "A refreshment, Mr. (fill in name)?"
#2499: You go to Bunny Ranch for fun and to help your favorite bunny complete Deadly Shadows on the XBox.
#2500: You decide to post up to 2500 at 1:30 in the morning because you slept from 2-12 on your day off and finally remembered your taffin' password so you could get in on this shiz.
Risquit on 14/7/2006 at 19:48
2501 You visit this list in 2006 for a game that started in 1998.
Dia on 15/7/2006 at 13:55
#2502: You revisit this thread every time you see there's a new post and vow to go back & start reading all the posts from the beginning the next time you have several hours to waste. :cheeky:
God I love this place!!
