1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Cigam on 9/10/2017 at 07:21
You go to pick up an apple off a table but find yourself taking a drink of the coffee you are holding instead.
downwinder on 11/10/2017 at 23:58
#3648 you call someone a taffer and mean it
qolelis on 12/10/2017 at 15:01
#3649: You force your current husband to undergo an operation to look more like Garrett, but the operation goes terribly wrong and your husband dies on the table, so you instead marry a life-sized cut-out of Garrett. When your parents hear what you have done, they denounce you as their daughter and join a Black Metal sex-cult. Your kids become corporate lawyers hired by ATLUS just to spite you, and your dog starts cross-dressing as a cat. None of this concerns you, though.
Bucky Seifert on 12/10/2017 at 19:42
#3650: You post in a thread that talks about signs you have been playing Thief too long.
downwinder on 22/10/2017 at 23:35
#3651: you make a customized profile pic about thief for this board
Caradavin on 29/10/2017 at 15:55
Um, I just wanted to say that I still look for the places with the best shadows when I'm out and about.
ohexploitable on 20/11/2017 at 19:55
Quote Posted by Jilly The Taffer
#3571
You're obsessed with Thief so much that you make your fiance dress up as Garrett and force him to make Thief-inspired videos? :rolleyes:
May I see these videos? For taffering purposes, of course.
IAmTheWalrus on 16/12/2017 at 15:32
#3652: You know every developer who ever worked on the games, their full names, have made contact with them, know their hobbies and the specific dates of every important event that has happened in their lives.
Purgator on 19/12/2017 at 21:47
#3653 You have restraining orders from every developer who ever worked on the games, and are not allowed within 50 feet of them.
Azaran on 6/7/2018 at 06:00
#3654 To spice things up in the bedroom, you start making bugbeast lip-smacking and whistling noises