1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Black on 21/5/2001 at 17:33

1634) You raise up this old thread from the depths of The Forum (with capital letters)

Black on 21/5/2001 at 17:36

1635) You still insist on posting these clues as seperate posts, because not only does it make your own post count higher, but it also bumps this thread up for a while longer.

Black on 21/5/2001 at 17:40

1636) You make your own blackjack

Black on 21/5/2001 at 17:43

1637) As the weight inside your leather blackjack outer cover, you use a doorknob attacked to a wooden shaft that is becoming the handle. As you are in the hardware shop finding a suitable doorknob, you wonder why the assistant gives you a funny look when you explain to her that you need a small hard spherical knob...

Keeper Mallinson on 21/5/2001 at 18:02

3 of those have been said already Black.

CyberFish on 21/5/2001 at 19:22

1638) You buy an Xbox solely for the purpose of playing Thief 3.

1639) You are prepared to wait for the PC release.

1640) You don't buy Thief 3, because you assume the Xbox conversion will be deeply disappointing.

1641) You boycott the Xbox and Thief 3, because you don't want ION storm or Eidos to make any money.

1642) You get a hacked copy of Thief 3 because you hate ION storm and Eidos and don't want them to make any money, but still want Thief 3.

1643) You break into ION storm and steal all the Thief 3 stuff so they don't make any money at all AND you get Thief 3.

1644) You brutally murder everyone even vaguely connected with the Thief 3 project.

~CyberFish, who is bitter about everything right now.

Sharga on 22/5/2001 at 04:54

AHHHHHHHH! Its still alive! AHHHHH

well....if it must it must.

Homoludens on 22/5/2001 at 06:07

1645: You bite into a wedge of cheese, then hurl it across the room in frustration because it didn't sound like biting into apple.

1646: You scream profanities whenever even a suggestion of sunlight touches your monitor -- even though you're at work.

taffer w/money on 29/6/2001 at 07:23

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You've all said before that this thread can't die, so...

1647. You've been so distracted by playing Thier I, Thief Gold, and Thief II for so long, that you have missed the first 1646 reasons.

1648. You turn angrily to MrCroft and say, "Look at what you have done."

1649. You look down at yourself and cry out, "Sweet Merciful Builder! What Have I done?"

1650(YIPPEE!). Whenever you employ a devilishly clever strategy in any Thief game (Involving a blackjack, Lego Bricks, zombie torsos, and Mayonnaise), you attempt to explain it to your non-taffer friends. The look at you and laugh.

1651. In your frustration, you attempt to draw them diagrams so they can understand.

1652. Three words: midair heart attack.

(Note: the last one really happened to me in T2: LotP, while jumping from rooftop to rooftop. In actuality, it was cool, because i keeled over backwards in midair, so I was looking up as I fell.)

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RUtaffenMe on 29/6/2001 at 07:52

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<STRONG>1650(YIPPEE!). Whenever you employ a devilishly clever strategy in any Thief game (Involving a blackjack, Lego Bricks, and Mayonnaise), you attempt to explain it to your non-taffer friends. The look at you and laugh.

1651. In your frustration, you attempt to draw them diagrams so they can understand.
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Nobody understands as we do.
And they never will.