1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Seymour_Gibbs on 29/6/2001 at 18:05
Arr! Which taffer bumped this?
1653: You give a class talk on "The rules of taffball"
1654: You attempt to pursuade the pe department to let you play it instead of rugby.
mfeuti on 29/6/2001 at 18:15
1655 - When you come home from work, you pretend to visit the fridge, bathroom, and bedroom so your wife will think that you're everywhere else and not at the computer. When she's successfully fooled, you sneak off to play Thief.
1656 - You're happy that Dromed looks like a developer's tool so you can leave it up all day and your boss never guesses.
1657 - You're happy that your job requires you to have web browsers running so you can check the TTLG and Thief-theCircle forums at will.
Sharga on 29/6/2001 at 20:07
1658) You go back and change your poor box stacking picture to one that displays your skills a tad better. (see previous page)
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taffer w/money on 29/6/2001 at 23:39
1659. You design your own "e-Blackjacking."
Like an e-Greeting, but instead of playing a non-Thief related animation, the recipient gets bonked on the head.
1660. You send your "e-Blackjacking" to every email address of everyone who's tried to tell you that Thief isn't real, and there's a so-called "real world" outside of Thief.
1661. You become extremely confused when these people don't get bonked on the head through their computer because of your "e-Blackjacking."
<IMG SRC="devil.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="devil.gif" border="0"> LONG LIVE THE 1000 REASONS THREAD!!! <IMG SRC="devil.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="devil.gif" border="0">
taffer w/money on 1/7/2001 at 01:38
1662. You finally realize that this thread has it's own intellect, emotions, and desires, and that taffer w/money is but the mouthpiece of The Thread.
1662. What The Thread wills, taffer w/money does. Not even I can stop the events that are taking place even as we speak.
I suggest that you make preparations for The Thread's Paradise before midnight. <IMG SRC="devil.gif" border="0">
Keeper Mallinson on 1/7/2001 at 16:29
#1664 A campaign is started to keep a thread like this alive.
Seymour_Gibbs on 1/7/2001 at 18:33
1665: You sign said petition several times under different names...
1666:...each thief related.
Josh Engdahl on 7/7/2001 at 02:39
1667: You hope to god that no one ever creates a "1000 ways to know you are playing Half-Life way too much" thread - #435: You no longer play Thief (AAAAAAAUUUGHH!!!)
1668: You believe that this thread will undergo a Y2K crisis when it reaches 2000. Hey, it wasn't supposed to go over a thousand!
1669: You wonder how people keep on thinking up new and original posts for this thread.
1670: You realise that the previous one was already listed 67 times.
redEye on 7/7/2001 at 15:42
Oh dear lord...
this thing is still alive?
*cries*
-redEye
Khamoon on 7/7/2001 at 16:56
1671--You realize all thats being written is reiterations of each other's like/infatuation for Thief.
1672--During masturbation you conjure up a mental picture of Basso The Boxman's sister.
1673--You believe The Potted Plant, and retake up a quest to bring back the Hood and Cloak.
