1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Shadow's Pawn on 2/8/2001 at 00:31

#1711: You go to church like any other sunday, but you realize that your Priest is a Mechanist Zealot, and he has somehow resurected zombies in order to destroy the world. And when you try to buy some water arrows off your brat brother, he won't sell you any! So instead you douse your fists in Holy Water and go about destroying all the zombies the old fashioned way. Then you wake up completely refreshed and satisfied like the other six days of the week.

TRUE STORY!!!

[ August 01, 2001: Message edited by: Shadow's Pawn ]

Countersync on 2/8/2001 at 00:33

#1711: You throw a ball of cheese over a fence in a bid to see what's on the other side. Then you realise that a ball of cheese is not electronically linked to your mechanical eye, if indeed you have one.

Shadow's Pawn on 2/8/2001 at 00:43

#1713: You feel somehow dirty when people can see you.

Countersync on 2/8/2001 at 00:49

#1714: You take up smoking just so you can sound like Garrett.

#1715: You purposely try and get a permanent cold, just so you can sound like Karras.

#1716: You consider the word 'taff' the rudest, vilest swear world in the whole world ever, and take great pleasure in using it to insult people. Then you wonder why you never hear it in 18-rated movies.

Sharga on 2/8/2001 at 05:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Countersync:
<STRONG>#1711: You throw a ball of cheese over a fence in a bid to see what's on the other side. Then you realise that a ball of cheese is not electronically linked to your mechanical eye, if indeed you have one.</STRONG>

Lol! You two are on a roll!

#1717- You try to blackjack spiders but you end up just getting a stick mess all over your new blackjack.

#1718- You try to blackjack a friend on the shoulder (since it seems to work in the game) and he turns around a punches you, actually knowking YOU out!

#1719- You encourage deforestation...untill you start playing Thief 2. Then you join a labor force.

#1720- You are allready advertising thief 3 to all your friends, taunting them with the fact that it will be made using the Unreal Trournament Engine.

KLepto-maN on 2/8/2001 at 16:50

1721 - you try to climb high walls by stacking food.

Countersync on 3/8/2001 at 22:30

#1722: You feel compelled to say 'I see you there lad' EVERY time you catch sight of a male family member around your home.

Continuity on 6/8/2001 at 19:28

#1723: While on holiday, you ask your parents to go out into the garden, and guard a deckchair while you try and sneak up on them. (Guilty, but...
#1724: You pull it off (... :cool: )

shadowthief on 6/8/2001 at 20:44

1725: You start to play hide-and-seek at night
1726: Your never found
1727: Everybody gives up and waits for you to come out
1728: They start to get mad because your not out, then the turn around and your there, and you scare the crap out of them
(that actully happened to me on vaction at my cottage) :)

Josh Engdahl on 7/8/2001 at 07:42

Good for you guys!

#1729: You regularly (http://www.ttlg.com/forums/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=006807) talk like the Hammer Haunts.

#1730: In church, thinking about Thief, you imagine vines sprouting from the altar and taking over the building, but not before you can grab the candlesticks.

#1731: You are strongly tempted and are seriously considering going out and buying a cloak and sword and making a blackjack, then prowling the streets at night...

...All because YOUR STUPID COMPUTER NO LONGER RUNS EITHER THIEF!!