1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Goalistic on 28/3/2002 at 14:39
1904: You don't care that you're post was overlooked, because it gives you the chance to contribute one more post to this thread!(Yes! check back at 1843, Khamoon should have started at 1844.)
Master of RTS on 28/3/2002 at 15:52
# 1905. You are such an enthusiast about this forum that you modify your account so that you can add everyone to your buddy list.
# 1906. You also subscribe to every thread on the forum, ask to be informed of changes, updates, new threads and everything else.
# 1907. You download the whole TTLG jukebox site.
# 1908. You download the Thief music twice for security.
# 1909. You put backups of all the thief music on disk by using winzip, disk spanning, and 3 weeks of your life (not to mention the roughly 10000 diskettes).
# 1910. You download try, then calculate that you will actually need 13083.333 diskettes.
:thumb:
Spamlet on 28/3/2002 at 20:20
1911) You've discovered a new appreciation for Winona Ryder recently.
1912) You create a forum thread for songs to play Thief by (guilty).
1913) Your walls are covered with pictures of Bonnie and Clyde, The James Gang and other (in)famous bank robbers.
1914) Your least favorite movie is "To Catch a Thief".
1915) Your favorite movie character is Phillipe the Mouse (played by Mathew Broderick) from "Ladyhawke".
1916) Your wardrobe consists solely of 300 black hooded cloaks.
1917) You're convinced that the dancing zombie chorus line from the blooper reel are better than the Rockettes.
1918) You also think they should have thier own Broadway Musical.
1919) You're convinced that the dancing zombie chorus line are also more talented than the dancing zombies from the "Thriller" video.
1920) You find out that there is, in fact, a musical called "Zombie Prom" which is being put on soon at a local theater (true).
1921) Deciding that auditioning to be in the play is not nearly enough you apply to direct, choreograph, build the set, do the costumes, painting, designing the programs, ushering, running the lights and sound, answering phones at the box office, running the consession stand and starring in this musical! (ok that one isn't true).
1922) You have a "fence" for the breadsticks you smuggle out of "The Olive Garden".
1923) You insist on calling him "Cutty" even though his name is big, fat Sal.
1924) He's part of your elite network of contacts which also includes Elsie, the cafeteria lady who gives your grandma extra lemon jell-o at the senior center.
1925) You imagine you hear cool industrial/techno music playing everytime you execute one of these daring neighborhood crimes.
Shard on 30/3/2002 at 02:18
1926: You find a copy all Keeper glyphs from the games, study them, and realize that the Keeper prophecies were off, because based on the glyphs, the Trickster should have re-surfaced two years later than he did.
1927: You proceed to correct the Keepers, and rewrite then entire 432 page glyphic prophecy
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1928: You sleep during school so your senses are sharp at night when you play Thief
1929: You realize that sleep is unnecessary and so is school
1930: So you drop out and play 24/7
1931: Without breaks for food
1932: or going to the bathroom
1933: After two weeks, you decide to eat, but you don't know what the hell all that stuff is in your refridgerator, and where the apples, cheese and deerlegs are.
1934: You eat the most edible-looking thing which is:
1935: The [poisonous] mushrooms in your back yard
1936: And wonder why they don't glow, or make you high
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1937: You've been out of social contact for so long, the only words you remember are from Thief, so you....
1938: start a conversation with: "I expect my payment in gold, not liquor!"
1939: As the person looks at you with a concerned look on his/her face, you squint at them, and ask them what their name is.
1940: "Son, are you on drugs?" comes the reply
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1941: Your husband/wife tells you that you say weird things in your sleep such as: "I'm going to retire in style...." and "Aaaah!! My eye, my eye!!!!"
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1942: You call your psychiatrist "burrick-breath"
1943: Your psychiatrist considers you his most challenging case
1944: Your other psychiatrist has started his PHD thesis on you
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--Shard
Master of RTS on 2/4/2002 at 16:28
1945. You make your own Smilie for this forum.
Evil Spoon on 2/4/2002 at 16:57
1946. you think of ways to use everyday objects as blackjacks then try them on yourself.
Resor on 3/4/2002 at 05:02
1947: the first thing you remember hearing, ever, is "I'm going to the bear pits tommorrow."
1948:Someone sneaks into your house, and you help them steal everything, because you "know where all the loot is"
Fred Chook on 3/4/2002 at 05:52
1949: You take place in the following dialogue.
"I'm calling this new puppy Benny."
"He'll make a good watchdog, then!"
"Why's that?"
"If he sees a bad guy, he'll wave his sword at him..."
Resor on 6/4/2002 at 01:23
1950: You kill someone and hide the body behind a barrel 3 feet away, never expecting anyone to find it . . .
Khamoon on 6/4/2002 at 20:04
1951 : when your computer has melted.
