1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
graywolf on 10/5/2002 at 22:39
2033) In addition to #2031, you don't worry about screwing anything up anymore cause you can always just hit the F12 key to turn back time
2034) You attempt to swallow an entire deer leg whole
2035) You patiently wait 30 hours while that 322 mb FM downloads (it was most certainly worth it) :D
Golden Skull on 11/5/2002 at 12:23
2036) You write a Thief parody called "Kleptomaniac: The Not-So-Bright Project" with lots of inside jokes and allusions in it.
2037) You experience Thief-related deja-vu.
2038) You talk backwards.
TF on 11/5/2002 at 17:24
2039) You're at a party at the house of some relatives. The party sucks so you just crumple into a seat... until you notice a diamond ring. An evil expression appears on your face as you remember that this type of ring gives 100 loot, and your right hand with its fingers streched out greedily approaches the ring, you're about to say "Since I'm in here I might as well pickup something for myself .
Someone walks up behind you. Scared half to death you throw an imaginary flashbomb at their feet and bonk them with your glass of juice. When they look back puzzled at you, a cloud of dust covers your hasty retreat... whilst holding the ring.
Golden Skull on 11/5/2002 at 20:17
Hey Thiefsie, that one actually made me laugh :laff: :thumb:
TF on 11/5/2002 at 20:23
Thanx
:joke:
TF on 11/5/2002 at 20:58
2040) Your uncle is on a visit at your house. As usual you're playing TDP, ( NOTE: You're very fond of Hammerites and their specific speech and there's an inverted red hammer on the side of your door so no "novices" will bother you whilst playing )
When your cousin silently opens the door, sneaks up on you and starts inspecting your Thief CD carcass you brutally rip it out of his hands and shout: WHAT ART THOU DOING?! SAAYYYY WHO ART THOU!!! AHHHHHH!! A SPY! MAY THE HAMMER OF RIGHTEOUSNESS FALL HEAVENLY UPON THEE!!! and then call your pet cat and say: SWING WITH ME BROTHER! AND END THIS VILLAIN's LIFE!!!!!!!!! :cheeky:
graywolf on 13/5/2002 at 07:28
2041) You conduct experiments to determine the probability of being healed by a piece of food (I'm guilty of that)
2042) You've memorized the loot totals for every Thief mission ever created at every difficulty level
2043) You enter the Hammerite temple in Undercover and leave your computer running for 3 years straight to see if Garrett really gets promoted to "elevated acolyte"
Haze on 13/5/2002 at 08:58
2044) You realise that you stand to one side as you open a door so that if there's someone on the other side they won't see you straight away
2045) You realise that you also stand to on side as you open any box or other kind of lid, in case it's trapped
Golden Skull on 13/5/2002 at 14:18
# 710 is really a great one :)
TF on 13/5/2002 at 16:15
Yeah, but also 45 and 50 are pretty cool. Try adding the whole piece of the trickster's chant in 50: It' so hilarious: OPEN FOR ME! OPEN MY "WAY" OPEN MY "PATH" :ebil: OPEN FOR MEE!!
OPEN!!!!!....
