1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Luthien on 13/5/2002 at 23:35
2046) Although you own the fastest machine money can buy, you play in 640x480 because it saves a few seconds when loading the game or switching to the map.
Golden Skull on 14/5/2002 at 10:50
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Originally posted by Thiefsie Fool OPEN MY "WAY" OPEN MY "PATH" :ebil: OPEN FOR MEE!! OPEN!!!!!....
:joke:
graywolf on 16/5/2002 at 06:52
2047) You think that ultimate ghost mode is too wimpy, so you invent a new style of play: the "I'm so addicted to this game that I actually think I'm Garrett mode". In this mode, whatever damage Garrett takes, you must inflict upon yourself. Garrett gets whacked by a Hammerite? Take that hammer out of your tool chest and whack yourself on the head as hard as you can. Garrett takes falling damage? You must jump from the exact same height that he fell from (and no bending your knees when you land!) Garrett gets SHAS? You must go to Wendy's and eat 8 double cheddar lovers bacon cheeseburgers so that you, too, have a heart attack.
Burt on 16/5/2002 at 08:15
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Originally posted by graywolf 2047) You think that ultimate ghost mode is too wimpy, so you invent a new style of play: the "I'm so addicted to this game that I actually think I'm Garrett mode". In this mode, whatever damage Garrett takes, you must inflict upon yourself. Garrett gets whacked by a Hammerite? Take that hammer out of your tool chest and whack yourself on the head as hard as you can. Garrett takes falling damage? You must jump from the exact same height that he fell from (and no bending your knees when you land!) Garrett gets SHAS? You must go to Wendy's and eat 8 double cheddar lovers bacon cheeseburgers so that you, too, have a heart attack. :D :joke: :)
-Burt
TF on 18/5/2002 at 07:12
2047) As an addition to Garrett Mode you buy one of those compact conveyor belts so that whilst playing you can run or walk whenever Garrett does in the game.
GREAT FOR WEIGHT LOSS ! LIMITED EDITION !
The Shroud on 18/5/2002 at 07:23
2048: Objects really do light up in the world when you look at them.
Illuminatus on 21/5/2002 at 02:01
2049. You buy a plethora of arrows, mines and potions, find a black outfit (upon which you write the name GARROTTE in big black letters), rip out your eye and replace it with a metal one, build a time machine which allows you to reach the Thief world, knock out Garrett, then you stroll over to the nearest Keeper compound and shout "Did somebody say Master Thief??!!!):joke:
tootired on 21/5/2002 at 15:53
2050) You're still checking out this post!
Preno on 22/5/2002 at 19:26
2051) You have the uncanny knack to smash all banners, posters and just everything that hangs on the wall to see whether there are any secret passages hidden behind them.
2052) You gave up that habit because of your experience with something that looked like a secret switch to you but was in fact some Mechanist thingy called a socket.
2053) You creep on the top of the Eiffel tower on midnight with a chicken egg, jump down, and just before you hit the ground, you throw the egg under your feet, saying "Now I KNOW I am a master thief!"
2054) You actually land softly on a confused chicken.
2055) You have cut yourself and went to the chemist's to ask for a healing potion.
2056) You fall out of the window, breaking your leg, but still look happy thinking "had I played on Expert, I'd be dead. Thanks, Builder!"
2057) You are afraid to look out of the window due to high poly counts.
2058) You usually go shopping Lytha style.
graywolf on 25/5/2002 at 01:48
2059) You are honored when Queen Elizabeth herself decides to give you a tour of Buckingham Palace. When she shows you the throne room you remark, "How pretentious can you get?"
2060) She is so offended by that remark that she orders the guards to push you off the top of the palace. As you are falling to your death, you calmly comment, "It's a long way down."
