Keeper Lucien on 25/5/2002 at 02:00

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2060) you lure your cat into a corner and try to blackjack it whit a stuffed sock

graywolf on 26/5/2002 at 08:54

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2062) You read the first post on page 3 of this thread, and laugh your ass off for about 10 minutes. (ok, maybe that should be under "1000 clues that you're going insane")

Shard on 29/5/2002 at 05:55

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY KILL IT!!!

This really is the post that will not die! Let's go for 3000!

2064?) Every time you watch the movie where Viktoria dies, you start sobbing uncontrollably

2065) As you finish Thief II for the umpteenth time, you decide that it's finally time to stop. You try to quit out of Thief, then you remember that you set it up so quitting thief shuts down your comp. So you try to take out the CD. But you glued that shut a year ago. After several minutes of pondering the meaning of life, you start up T: DP again.

2066) You successfully convince your English teacher that the story arc in the Thief series is one of the finest pieces of American Literature -ever-

2067) Your parents put you in an insane asylum when they tried to turn off Thief, and you tried to kill them.

2068) Your heartbeat quickens when you hear anything reminding you of Thief. (true :erm: )

2069) Your online nicknames/handles/IDs have been: Thief, TheThief, Garrett, Viktoria, Karras, Constantine, TheTrickster, Hammerite, TheDarkThief, Theef, TheTheef, ThIeF, tHiEf, Thiefsie, Sneaksie, Keeper, aKeeper, KarathDin as well as every other possible combo of the Thief characters/monsters/levels/items and quotes.

2070) You can recite every quote from the game, with such skill that a voice print comparison yields minor differences. (yes, yes, scraping the bottom of the barrel, but come on! 3K!)

--Shard!

TF on 30/5/2002 at 23:05

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2073) You walk around your neighborhood at night wearing a red t-shirt with:
HEMMMARAIT written on it, bucket on your head, carrying a hammer and humming hammerite tunes and occasionaly scripture.
2074) You make your own triangle and square toothed lockpicks.
True story: I carved them out of wood, the triangle one out of some more white wood I found around at my grandparents' house and the square one from some darker wood so they'd look just like the ones in the game. Although I knew they wouldn't work, that didn't stop me from jamming them in every lock from the house :rolleyes: .
HINT: Try adding wood gel to the lockpicks, they look a lot better that way.

TF on 1/6/2002 at 22:22

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2075) I remember once, there was a power outage at school and it was dark outside so it was pretty dark in the class too but the principal and all the teachers were scumm so they didn't let us go home, instead they just stood there at their desk and allowed us to chat with each other. Looked like the time was right for a little thief-taffing around.:ebil: So I tied the shoelaces of about half the class one to each other and they didn't notice me. Good for some laughs later when half of them stumbled down :laff: .
2076) There wasn't any chalk in my class so I sneaked to the locker from the other class which had hours before us, and tried to lockpick it with some pins. I managed to make the lock twitch a bit but it didn't open.. Any of you know how to lockpick in real life? :confused: