1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

sailoreagle on 15/9/2002 at 08:54

^ I think that speaks for itself.

Do lay off the 'shrooms, they're bad for what few braincells you still have.

Zombie on 16/9/2002 at 12:32

Woa.. Is this old thread still alive?? I`ll be damned!

Marecki on 16/9/2002 at 13:00

It's been mentioned so many times it doesn't hurt to mention it again. This thread is like a zombie: it falls, then it gets back up. Your forum nick proves the point :)

Spamlet on 17/9/2002 at 05:16

2113) You check in with this thread enough to point out that the last few people to contribute misnumbered their clues and thus correct it w/this post.

2114) You discover a few rogue taffers starting a new post different in name only (it's titled "You know you've been playing Thief too long when...") over in the Fan Missions forum and try to convince them to add their submissions to this thread so we can reach the coveted 3000th clue plateau.

2115) You are confident that the only possible reply to #1 taffer's question is: "Yes, it's you who are pretty stupid". (Sorry, but you did ask and in the longest running thread in the forum to boot; common sense should've answered your question before you even posed it)

Zapman on 17/9/2002 at 13:34

2116) When looking around corners, into the distance or trying to spot hidden secret switches, you unconciously move your head to try and really look under that table or around that corner (I do this everytime).

I can't really be bothered to read all the other pages, 4 of them took long enough ;)

Eshaktaar on 19/9/2002 at 01:05

2117) You blackjack people in the real world and are completely confused when they regain consciousness after only a few minutes and walk around complaining about a headache.

Spamlet on 19/9/2002 at 04:09

nice one, newbie! :cool:

Spyrano on 19/9/2002 at 05:52

2118: You walk into an herbal remedy store and you begin searching all the spice bags for gold.

Eshaktaar on 21/9/2002 at 10:44

2119) There's a fire in your house and you try to escape through the window but you need about fifty attempts to get this damn crouch-jump right.

Lain on 22/9/2002 at 05:22

#2120 You forced one of your friends, who plays the sheriff in a wild west V:TM live-action game, to name his character Gorman Truart. (true, although he doesn't get the reference. But me and my thief-playing boyfriend still go into hysterical giggle fits whenever we call him by name, which will probabley get our characters killed sooner or later. Probably sooner.)

#2121 You make your DM boyfirend create an entirely new character class in D&D so you can play a keeper. (yep ^_^)