1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Spamlet on 3/12/2002 at 03:45

Say whaaaaaaaat, newbie? Please explain that one for me!

William The Taffer on 3/12/2002 at 21:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucky Hand of Glory
#4, 896:

You know you are playing Thief too much when you legally change your name to Garret...just Garret.

I could actually get away with that by changing the first and last letter of my first name, ie Darrell Garrett
:sly:

shadowrider on 5/12/2002 at 09:39

#2221

:tsktsk:

The only thing you miss from your former marriage is Thief, Thief 2, numerous fan missions and playing in surround sound.

#2222

Now wondering what to do with the absolutely great storyline, plot and script for a largish fm. Can't let it go to waste!

Hammerman on 5/12/2002 at 09:53

2223) Looking down a four story building, you decide to take a shortcut. Unfortunately, halfway down, you remember that in the real world, there is no such thing as a slowfall potion.

Shadette on 9/12/2002 at 00:14

2224. You're in the habit of naming your computers every time you get a new hard drive, but you're at a loss at to what to name this last one. Finally you decide to name it Garrett, for no other reason than because Thief looks best on this computer, and because every time you make a mistake in the game, you talk to it loudly along the lines of "no, Garrett, you're not supposed to take damage from your own weapons!" or "that rope arrow was there so you DON'T have to go down there, Garrett!

(has this been said before? There's too many to be sure)

Spamlet on 9/12/2002 at 01:36

From the way you're talking to your computer, Shadette, it sounds like you haven't played Thief nearly enough :laff: . What did you do, step on a mine you threw or something? Oh well practice makes perfect...

Shadette on 9/12/2002 at 03:30

Truth be known, I DID step on a mine I threw...

...more than once, ahem. ;) You'd be right, though, I haven't finished TDP yet, though I already have TMA just sitting there on the shelf looking nice and shiny in its box saying "you can't start on me until you finish Thief 1! Play!"

Luthien on 9/12/2002 at 11:02

2225) You start wondering if meta discussions about meta discussions about this thread are useful or not. (Thinking about whether thinking about whether this thread is brain dead or not). :)

theImmortalThief on 9/12/2002 at 11:12

2226) You are constantly thinking to come up with a clue that you've been playing thief too long. (Thinking about Luthien's thought thatr thinking about this thread is brain dead.):)

picard on 10/12/2002 at 21:10

2227) You are in the produce section of the supermarket. Nearby is a woman with a small child in her shopping cart, and as she passes each item she recites its name out loud to the child.

You are absolutely, positively certain that when she comes to the appropriate spot she is going to say, "and these are plumsies!"