rommel_1891 on 13/1/2003 at 17:25

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I did a list of 40 a long time ago, I tried to edit out the redundant ones, but we'll see what happens... ;)

2240. When you hear a sudden noise, you yell, "I'll find you taffer, just you wait!"...

2241. You insist that when you stand in a dark corner, that no one will see you...

2242. You start whistling the tunes the guards walk their routes to...

2243. When you walk around a building you think to yourself, "now that would be a good place to stash a body."

2244. Every time you visit a friends place, you search behind fireplaces and couches for levers to "secret hallways"...

2245. When someone tells you unbelievable news you respond with, "you're taffing me"....

2246. When you go swimming, you always bring your bottle of green "breath potion", just in case you find an underwater cavern...

2247. Every time someone farts, you jump around to make sure it wasn't a burrick....

2248. Every time you go visit deceased relatives at the cemetery, you make sure to bring plenty of holy water and water arrows...

2249. You can’t believe the local sporting goods store doesn’t have "noise maker" arrows...

2249. You get mad when someone sees you...(going back to #2241)

2250. Every time you see a spider, you run away backwards trying to hit it with your arrows...

2251. ...you aren't allowed in the zoo anymore for killing all the spiders...

2252. You insist that Catholics are really "Hammerites"...

2253. The cheap english accents in the old Robin Hood movies suddenly don't seem so bad. :p

2254. You wonder why you can't seem to find any gold trinkets lying around where ever you go... You must have already been this way.

2255. Your entire diet consists of leg of lamb, carrots, cucumbers, bread, apples, and crunchy cheese...

2256. The drug store doesn't have your invisible potion...

2257. You insist that Pepsi is really "speed potion".

2258. You are afraid to go to the park, because you might run into the "Trickster".

2259. All libraries have that book you can pull to open the secret room...

2260. All books, no matter how thick, have no more than 4 pages of text...

2261. Every time to try using that blackjack on someone you just get your ass kicked....

2262. You swear that you can knock a person out with your blackjack by swinging through the door as you hold it closed on them...

2263. Every time you come to a hard surface, you walk as slowly as you can, as not to be heard by anyone...

2264. ...or, you get out a "moss arrow"...

2265. Why doesn’t the store have water crystals?

2266. When you have a hard time seeing, you simply adjust, the "screen gamma"...

2267. It takes you 20 minutes to get to the bathroom, because you must peak around every corner before venturing any further... oops, too late.

2268. You confuse everyone at the town meeting, accusing Lord Ramirez of hiring assassins to kill you...

2269. You're afraid of light...

2270. When you run away from someone in a fight, you jump onto a big barrel insisting they can't get you there until you jump back down...

2271. Your upset that everywhere you go, they have electric lights, and you don’t know how to unscrew a light bulb…

2272. Every time you get hurt you just grunt, "uh"...

2273. Electric lights are impervious to everything, so you have to run past them when no one is looking.

2274. You never use the front door, you always go through a dark window, or look for the elusive "secret entrance"...

2275. Since most doors are always locked, if you hit a door enough times, it will eventually unlock itself...

2276. When you get into a fight, you charge at the person as fast as you can yelling, "Treacherous villain, I smite thee!"...

Ducz on 16/1/2003 at 22:10

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Hello to you all fans of thief

I come from Poland and in my country there are real keepers, but as in thief, the stay in the dark side of the Internet.

ah yes the 1001 clue:

Witty
You tried to blackjack your mother afteer seeing a horro-movie (strange to say but I almost did it, but I think that I was a littel scared myself)

Luthien on 21/1/2003 at 17:17

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Uh, oh, numbering chaos again! Ducz's posting should have been #2279, and garretthethief23's postings should be #2280 to #2284. So, the next one is

2285) You are terribly annoyed if anybody misnumbers their postings to this thread and feel the urge to immediately post something to prevent the incorrect numbers from spreading ;)

Spamlet on 21/1/2003 at 20:46

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G23,

Hey there, fellow buckeye taffer! What part of "the heart" are you in?

ionia23 on 22/1/2003 at 15:56

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2281.) Your wife comes home to find all the bread, cheese, and fruit in the house in a huge, mashed pile on the kitchen floor. Some things just do NOT work in real life.

2282.) You live in the southwest (like me) and can't help lauging to yourself every time you hear the last name "Ramirez".