1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
sailoreagle on 21/3/2003 at 13:59
Feh. Admit it, you're just too much of a lazy bastard to do it ;)
TF on 21/3/2003 at 20:46
2320) You gain the constant will to shadowmeld and generally avoid the field of vision of others.
For Example: 1. FOV Avoidance: When I'm going down the stairs in my block, there's usually someone locking their apartement door or checking their mailbox or something, with their back turned, and they ALWAYS turn around RIGHT when I pass them by and measure me suspiciously! Grr, I haven't noticed that till now but eversince my Thief experience I just walk slow and through the shadows and then run real fast and quietly out of their radius, after which, from a safe distance where I am basically invisible, I look and see as they turn around and look blearily, FOR THERE AIN'T NO ONE FOR THEM TO EYE SUSPICIOUSLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :ebil:
2. Shadowmeld : Usually on Friday and Sunday evenings, when I'm not busy,my parents are in the living room, on the wall left to the wall where the living room is, is the location of my room, and higher is my brother's room and the bathroom. Whenever I go that way, I always stick to the right side of the hallway, because it is always dark, and I know that my parents from the living room ( the door is 75% made out of translucid, shady glass which allows light but doesn't allow the distinguishing of details through it ) won't be able to see any difference.
...perhaps I SHOULD see someone specialized in mental deviations caused by extreme overconsumption of computer entertainment programmes.
Luthien on 22/3/2003 at 01:16
#2323 <-- Sigh ;)
Jake on 25/3/2003 at 14:59
2324) When trying to look under an object in thief, you bang your head on your desk trying to get under the monitor.
Probly repeated something. how anyone culd read 24 pages of this is beyond me.
ionia23 on 25/3/2003 at 16:53
#2325 - Your wife has made it crystal clear that you are not allowed to name the new baby "The Golden Child"
#2326 - You can't help but laugh yourself stupid when Karras says "nnnnnaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
Luthien on 25/3/2003 at 17:07
@ 2325: :thumb:
Erluk on 25/3/2003 at 18:17
Quote:
Originally posted by Luthien #2323 <-- Sigh ;) You mean: ... if your name is Luthien?:p
Luthien on 25/3/2003 at 19:03
No, I mean the numbers were getting messed up again.
EmperorSteele on 25/3/2003 at 19:21
..sooo, what're we, going for 3000? =)
2327: It doesnt even cross you mind to even consider NOT indulging in your Thief-born impulses of stealig, sneaking, and blackjacking =)
2328: The card dealer declairs "Blackjack!" You happily oblidge.
Spamlet on 25/3/2003 at 20:15
2329) You're so busy playing "Thief" that you don't have time to spellcheck your posts! (sorry Steele, no offense but that last clue was begging for it)
