1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Alice on 2/5/2003 at 20:20
2373 - you make a robot (I was making one - it was my homework!) and name him by one of the characters in "Thief". Mine is Constantine, ^_^
Fantom_ro83 on 3/5/2003 at 01:42
#0000 You want to make a Fm like no one has done before even if you never used Dromed or anythig else and you have no Idea what will it be about beaciuse you' ve played so much Fm's that nothing seams original anymore .... so you just wish.... :cheeky:
Gee..... life is a b**h.......
Kindo on 4/5/2003 at 12:34
You feel an urge to rip down any wall garment you come across, hoping to reveal a secret entrance.
Fascist on 4/5/2003 at 12:47
2376: You die with your eyes open.
Kindo on 4/5/2003 at 13:01
2377: Next time you visit the "Fun House" you're pretending you're a sly thief hired by a sexy girl, in search for a magical sword.
Haunt-of-DOOM on 20/5/2003 at 03:41
#2378 You go around breaking every window possible to see if anyone will notice
#2379 You plan to break into the bank using only a pencil and lego as lockpicks
#2380 You actually succeed in breaking into the bank but wonder how the guards saw you in the shadows as your hauled off to prison
#2381 While in prison, you desperately search the ground for a lockpick hopeing the 'author' was nice enough to give you a way out\
#2382 You actually find that lockpick and break out of prison only to be suprised a day later when the police catch you in your house playing Thief
#2383 When you hear Thief 3 has been canceled plan an assassination
#2384 You wonder why you don't have a compass floating in the right corner of your 'screen' (in real-life)
#2385 You start to try to break down every locked door by hurling a hammer at it knowing nobody else cares
#2386 You are suprised when you get arrested AGAIN...
garretthethief23 on 20/5/2003 at 16:21
2387) You jump off a high cliff just to see if you can jump right before you die
2388) You spend all your waking hours trying to come up with never-before-seen clues that you have been playing Thief too long
richardhamer_00 on 21/5/2003 at 07:53
2389. You try to come up with an idea before him, because life is a competition, and you intend to win!
Haunt-of-DOOM on 23/5/2003 at 00:54
#2390 You shoot yourself to see if your home-made healing potion works.
#2391 You stop eating because you think: I don't need to eat if Garrett doesn't, and eventually, you starve yourself to death.
garretthethief23 on 23/5/2003 at 01:07
2392) You are surprised to find out that if you land in some water after jumping from an extreamely high height, you are hurt none the less.
2394) You are surprised that when robbing someone's house, the owners can see you when you are hiding in a small sliver of shadow in the doorway.
2395) No matter how hard you try, you can never find the beginning of the fog on the ground.
2396) You are never surprised to see random objects floating over tables.
2397) You cannot go outside for fear that the trees might come alive, run towards you, and beat you to death.
COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!! KEEP THIS THREAD GOING!!!!!!!!:o :( :thumb: :cheeky: