1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Moghedian on 23/5/2003 at 19:09
#2398
You are in the bathroom brushing your teeth in the pre-dawn morning when you freeze in terror because you could have sworn you just heard a really close zombie growl in the hallway... and then open the door cautiously only to discover two of your cats are having a disagreement !
Yes, the old cat really does growl with enthusiasm...
Haunt-of-DOOM on 25/5/2003 at 04:59
Quote:
Originally posted by garretthethief23 2397) You cannot go outside for fear that the trees might come alive, run towards you, and beat you to death.:laff: :joke: :weird:
Ducz on 25/5/2003 at 10:37
2397) Whenever you go into a kitchen you eat every last cucumber
and serch for a deer leg :)
Luthien on 26/5/2003 at 15:14
#2399 (last post)
garretthethief23 on 27/5/2003 at 00:20
2400) When sightseeing in Hawaii, you bring some water arrows just in case you encounter some fire elementals near the volcanoes.
2401) You secretly frame a hot girl's father just so you can bust him out of jail to empress her
2402) You secretly trial the mail-man, just to see if he drops a letter in some dark alley.
2403) You have eyes like gollum from being in the dark too long
2404) You help out a friend whose girlfriend is grounded by clearing a path so he can spring the lock
2405) Your idea of a dream-girl is a girl who can grow vines from her hands, bleeds green blood, skin that looks like bark
garretthethief23 on 1/6/2003 at 03:39
2406) No matter hard you try, you can never shoot an arrow through a hole in a gate.
2407) You believe that trading a real eye for a mechanical one is worth the pain
2408) You get in trouble in school when the flashbombs you keep with you "just in case" accidently goes off in class
ninjaqueen on 17/6/2003 at 03:44
2409) you cry out "Garret, Garret ooooooooooh" whilst having a steamy session with your partner, even if you're male and straight.
2410) Your partner tries to drag you out into the light and your retinas get so damaged you can't see for a week.
2411)Your kids become adept at stealing coke and pizza without you even hearing a sound..sometimes with a blackjack.
2412)your pet rats are called Garret and Viktoria and make you smile as they horde all the food that rats horde as you think fondly of Garret stealing loot.
2413)You become impressed with real life thieves of legend like Jack Shepperd:
(
http://newark.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/sheppard.html)
BlueNinja on 17/6/2003 at 04:25
WHOA. Now he was pretty classy, up until he wandered around the town getting totally drunk. This is why Garrett
sells the golden wine bottles - he doesn't want to end up like Benny and then get caught.
Lawrence Heffernan on 19/6/2003 at 19:19
2414 When you get bored of theif, and play system shock 2 instead. then start a new list, trying to make that to 2414 or more
keeper_solomon on 21/6/2003 at 11:09
2415>You plan on buying a DAMN x-box because your computer suks little billy gates' twinkie!!!!!!:mad: :mad:
