1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Haunt-of-DOOM on 24/6/2003 at 20:48

#2416 You practice mantling daily.

garretthethief23 on 25/6/2003 at 12:24

2417) You never use ladders to get somewhere high, only multitudes of crates

mOdEtWo on 25/6/2003 at 12:44

2418 > You sit in the shadows at work, making sure the boss doesn't get his eyes on you.

Cypher628 on 25/6/2003 at 19:32

2419) When you need a cup of sugar, instead of calling up your neighbour to borrow one you sneak into his house, bj him and steal a cup. Then the next day you buy a new bag of sugar, sneak into his house, bj him again and replace the sugar you stole.

FenrisUlf on 27/6/2003 at 07:02

#2420 - You have an unusual fear of tile floors.

#2421 - When you come across a window you can reach, you have the urge to smash it and jump through.

#2422 - When you pick up an object you look for a soft carpet to throw it down.

#2423 - You try to turn out the lights by splashing water on them.

#2424 - You read other people's notes and letters when they are away from their desk to figure out what to do next.

#2425 - You walk everywhere stooping low.

Wargrunt on 17/7/2003 at 05:06

#2426 You spent your last life (the whole of it), experimenting with polymorph spells and potions, in an attempt of becoming just like Constantine.

#2427 You have been successful.

Nethawk on 17/7/2003 at 16:15

#2428 You anticipate the day of your death as a senior citizen, with all your loved ones surrounding you, that your last words will be: "Did I get all the loot?". Then just before your last breath, the words "Mission complete" come across your vision.

#2429 You approach middle age and start looking for the local Keepers chapter in your area. Screw the Masons.

#2430 You've become such an expert at Thief and running circles around the AI that you start looking for an apprentice so you can teach her/him what you know.

#2431 You meet your unsuspecting apprentice, put on a dark leather jacket and some cool sunglasses, sit down in a recliner on a dark stormy night and say to him/her in a deep low tone: "Do you want to know WHAT Thief is?" Then you offer your freaked out Padewan either a deer leg or a carrot - telling them it's their choice.

#2432 You make a mistake in real life and wish for a Quickload button.

#2433 Your two most important criteria in a potential love interest: 1) is comfortable with darkness, and 2) tolerates your Thief playing.

#2434 You wish for a FM that has MSLedd, Starrfall, Sailoreagle, Vasquez, and the other TTLG babes in it.

#2435 You wish someone would make a FM where you could go up against The Builder Himself and whup his ass:cheeky:

#2436 You actually spend up to twenty minutes glaring at your computer monitor TRYING TO COME UP WITH THE STUPID 2,436TH LINE!!!

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SithLord2001 on 18/7/2003 at 03:49

2437) your dream girl has long black hair dry skin and a green tint to her...Micheal Jackson of thief with skin bleaching?

2438) You go to church see a big hammer instead of a cross and say to the pastor/priest How art tho friend?

vrao81 on 18/7/2003 at 04:13

2439) You start a Thief fan club at your local college or University

2440) You dress as Garret to school or work

2441) You try to breed a Burrick by mating a Komodo dragon with a sheep

2442) You haven't been outside in the past week

2443) You request that your eye be replaced with a mechanical one like Garret's

2444) You impress your local locksmith with your L337 lockpicking skills

Sluggs on 21/7/2003 at 10:37

2445) You keep a BlackJack under your Pillow

2446) You throw your Sister into the FirePlace

2447) You read this Thread from the start

2448) You go around your house looking for secret switches