1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Luthien on 9/9/2003 at 07:51
(Skip 3 as 2467 to 2469 were duplicate)
2494) You feel an unresistable urge to correct the counting in this thread at all cost.
Hoel on 9/9/2003 at 08:57
2495) Hearing or seeing the words 'join us' fills you with terror ;)
Spamlet on 9/9/2003 at 08:58
No! Please don't skip those 3, Luthien!
If you paid closer attention you'd see we've already skipped counting them once! (they were what prompted me to say "seems we're having counting problems again" right before in my jetlagged state I screwed up by typing a 9 instead of a 4 :rolleyes: )
We just finally fixed it and now it's off again!
Oneir,
Don't worry. Not only were those not repeats but they were quite funny to boot. Nice job!
OK, folks, well then:
2492) You feel an irresistable urge to prove Luthien's point in #2491 true by correcting his counting in this thread.
Luthien on 9/9/2003 at 12:28
2500) You're so intent on writing the 2500th clue that you shamelessly forge to count in your posts...
2494) ... but your conscience won't allow it.
(next post is #2495!)
Oneiroscope on 9/9/2003 at 19:46
2495) Even though there are already 2494 posts, you still doggedly try to find new things to add to this thread
2496) You have read more than 6 pages of this thread
2497) You get really upset when you can't think of more ideas to post, but really want to post number 2500 and are 3 posts away
2498) You blatantly make silly posts like this one in an obvious attempt to get closer to 2500
2499) You get really excited when you reach #2499, even though you have nothing new to add
2500) You wander for hours in cemetaries looking for little gold spitoons.
2501) You are just ridiculously proud of yourself for posting #2500, and fervently hope nobody flames you for making 5 pointless posts just to get there.
PS: Thanks Spamlet!
Eshaktaar on 9/9/2003 at 19:58
Lessee...
2502) When you get up at night and can't see a thing, you automatically think that you have to make the room darker and fiddle with the gamma correction.
Oneiroscope on 9/9/2003 at 20:19
2503) You feel so guilty about submitting so many pointless posts to reach 2500 that you rack your brains to think of new ideas in a pathetic attempt to make up for it.
2504) After spending all day, everyday, playing Thief you can't understand why you have no money since you pocketed thousands of golds worth of jewelry in your last mission alone.
2505) You spend hours and hours reading posts, re-reading posts, and submitting posts to TTLG because in RL you have alienated everyone by calling them taffers, hitting them over the head with blunt obects when they weren't looking, and stealing their wallets.
S_Hole on 9/9/2003 at 20:54
2506) when you look at this list of 2505 and for a moment think of it in terms of a loot objective and go "well, it's not that much"
TF on 10/9/2003 at 00:34
2507) You already start plotting on getting your hands on the 3000th post, even if it means posting 492 clues all by yourself in the same post.
Luthien on 10/9/2003 at 10:02
That will be difficult because of the 15000 characters per post limit ;)
