1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Spike14 on 11/9/2003 at 21:10

2523). You lean around a corner and don't understand why everyone can see you! :laff:

2524). When you step into the shadow, you look for your "vis gem".

Spike14 :thumb:

Oneiroscope on 11/9/2003 at 22:09

2524) Every time you are in someone elses house, you have an irresistable urge to lean over and look into their sink for water crystals, gold plates, and fancy china.

2525) You always check fireplaces for fire crystals and secret doors.

2526) Your friends often have to stop you when try step off of high places, because you think that because there is a slope at the bottom you will land unhurt.

2527) You wonder if anyone will ever consolidate all these posts and eliminate all the repeats.

CrackJack on 12/9/2003 at 09:25

2528)When you go into shock when you open the forums and think" OMG!! This thread is still active!!!"

So you decide to read from the beginning only to reach the end............ and realize you just wasted 3 1/2 hours
You could've use to playing Thief..........

2529) when you decide to waste at least one more clue just to do it. :thumb:

w_hairst on 21/11/2003 at 14:28

2529: You dream you're Garrett.

Not kidding - night before last I dreamed I was Garrett in real life. I sure wish he could kick the guards like I did in the dream. I sure wish *I* could kick like I did in the dream... But there was this light in a niche that kept lighting up the visibility gem at the bottom of my vision...

SneaksieBum on 1/12/2003 at 08:43

2530) you find yourself listening to how other people talk, and trying to decide if they would make a good addition to your voice-overs as guards in your fan mission.

2531) your addicted to making sure this thread stays alive until after the release of Thief III.

Shayde on 2/12/2003 at 07:34

(2532) Your significant other wonders why you only ever seem to have sex during the day and you don't have the heart to tell them that it's because night time is Thief time.

(2533) You FINALLY find a copy of Thief gold and spend the significant others birthday money buying it. You are genuinely surprised that they could get angry that you didn't buy them a gift because... well... it's Thief Gold!

yubetcha on 2/12/2003 at 18:18

(2534) You go into a Mexican restaurant, and are surprised to see burrick on the menu. Doing a double take, you see that it says burrito.

TheivingME on 19/12/2003 at 16:15

Sorry if some of these have already been said but i have had to skip read the past 1000.

2535) When mourning ur dead relatives in a grave yard you see an unlit torch. You cautiosly walk up to it, draw your home made fire arrow ( match on the end of lolly stick)
and set the torch alight expecting one of the gravestones to move aside and reveal a passage way to the horn of quintis.

2536) Like Helga has a shrine to Arnold in her closet, u have one to garrett in ur closet

2537) whenever ur parents/wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/teacher nags you, u reply with 'huh...keepers'

*Zaccheus* on 19/12/2003 at 16:30

2535) I was walking down a hospital corridor, and just before it changed from shiny floor to carpet floor, my wife stops to put on her pullover. I instinctively moved onto the carpet area and waited there.

TheivingME on 19/12/2003 at 16:43

2536: when applying to join the secret service/mi5/kgb etc your application form says under experience... Extensive thief gameplay. Upon being turned down u remember u forgot to mention that u had ghosted and looted through all levels. Upon being turned down again u attempt to ghost the headquarters of the mi5/kgb/secret service just to teach them a lesson.. only to be shot.