1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
TheivingME on 2/1/2004 at 17:14
2565) You are hiding in a dark corner with a black cloak and your home made thief kit (see sign 2548) when a police wo/man walks past you and sees you, you give out a whimper of terror realsing you are caught, and are utterly amazed when s/he only laughs openly at you and walks by.
Golden Skull on 3/1/2004 at 14:06
2566) Your friends don't have any posters in their rooms because you keep slashing them with your knife "to find secret passages".
Conscript on 3/1/2004 at 14:39
2567- You have a strange(but cool) feeling when in a darkened room, and everyone in the house is sleeping
2568- You lean before entering a room with people inside
2569- Unlike other people, you dont get anxious while hiding from someone, you just keep quiet
2570- You think of your experiences in Thief in bed, before sleep
TF on 3/1/2004 at 15:29
2571) You use the 'Thief' card in OverTower whenever it comes up, even if you don't really need to.
Koretta on 3/1/2004 at 20:12
2572: There is this street light right outside my bedroom window and it flickers on and off all night. Last night it was particularly bad and the first thing to pop into my head was "Ok, how many water arrows do I have left and how many will it take to take out a street light?" Crazily enough, my second thought was, "Probably only one.":sweat: And the really funny thing is I don't even play very much, my husband does and I watch/
TheivingME on 4/1/2004 at 18:20
2573) You sit in the corner of dark, smoky pubs amd hope you will be approached by an informant.
2574) You take your laptop with thief on it on these occasions
2575) You call your wife/girlfiend victoria, and have persuaded her to call you garret back. You also have her dress up in tree costumes during sex. (while you of course wear the black cloak)
2576) you have arranged for a man called farkus to be killed while you were in his shop, just so you could experience a garret moment.
2577) You have sneaked into an aristocrats mansion every night for the past 2 years and rebuilt it so it looks exactly like ramiraz's mansion (incredibly they have not noticed), and break in there to kill the lord (who, in a court order has had his name changed to ramiraz, by you)
2578) you have constructed a keeper library deep underground and written hundreds of thousands of books jsut so you know things other people dont.
2579) Whenever you see a cute little pig (aaaahhh, look at the piggy) you run up to it and stab it mercilessly, believing it to be a burrick.:ebil:
2580) If you are male you prey garret is homosexual and victoria is straight. If you are female you prey garret is straight and that victoria is homosexual. (I know i do):erm:
2581) To you catholic christians are hammers, protestant christians are mechanists, cultists are pagans, the mafia is the thieves guild, the masons are the keepers (ooooh, secret society:rolleyes: ), all the aristocrats are 'fat nobles' and you, of course, are garret.
There i am fresh out for now.
Golden Skull on 5/1/2004 at 23:06
2582) After going to the front door of your house and mumbling, "Hmmm ... better find another way in!" (#1020) you sneak into the garden behind your house, notice another door, say to yourself, "This must be the back door!" and enter the house from there.
2583) You find this thread and say to yourself, "I wonder if they read all of them or if it's just for show."
TF on 6/1/2004 at 07:56
2584) You feel proud to say that yes, you have read every single clue. (strangely the ones on the first pages had a higher rate of funniness)
Golden Skull on 6/1/2004 at 11:02
2585) You know that the forum search for "hordes of male genitalia" actually returns a result.
d0om on 7/1/2004 at 00:17
(#2587)
You are surprised this thread is still going, remembering when first joining it seemed old, and a few years later its STILL GOING!!
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It has got silly.
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