1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

silent_shadows on 7/1/2004 at 01:30

2588) As you try to fall asleep (but still going over missions in your head) you hear noices and jump when someone enters the room thinking their zombies (sadly in my overactive imagination this one is true)
2589) You finally learn the 'i before e' rule of spelling from the title
2590) When giving your eyes a break from the game and watching a cop show you can deduce the crime before the cops can including all details

SithLord2001 on 8/1/2004 at 02:52

2591- Realizing that the thread should be renamed to "2600 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ..."
2592- Realizing the Post should be changed tp 2600 reasons you've been reading thief posts too much

Archie on 8/1/2004 at 11:39

2593 Wishing your newborn son would go to sleep not so you can sleep too but so you can play Thief until he wakes up again

2594 Starting your own company and knowing you should skip lunchtimes but having them anyway so you can play thief some more

(Both true stories)

TheivingME on 9/1/2004 at 20:57

2595) you start a keeper cult and become incredibly anti-social, while being incredibly arrogant and prophecising the worlds end, to the annoyance of your mates.

(note the parrelel between the keepers and christianity)

WackyWacko on 21/1/2004 at 00:40

2596) You print out a copy of this list.
2597) You go to the butcher shop and ask for burrick meat.
2598) During everyday things, you find yourself saying 'save' when you complete a task.
2599) You only leave your room at night, to avoid being seen.
2600) You can quote all 2600 clues from memory.

TheivingME on 24/1/2004 at 23:15

2561) u bemuse your friends with your paranioa of trees becasue of the fact u stare intently at them and mutter under your breath ' their alive...thier alive HA HA HA (*little giggle*)'

Conscript on 25/1/2004 at 02:38

2562- You try to walk as silent as possible
2563- You try to run as silent as possible
2564- When doing any of those things, you wonder why Garrett has to wear those tap shoes

neecap on 26/1/2004 at 07:35

2562: You can eat deerlegs in one bite.
2563: You remeber every damn secret and nook and cranny of the thief 1 and 2 levels, every guard placement and patrol, every damn nugget of gold, But not what the teacher just said.
2564: You life are evolving around the thief series; Before thief and after thief.

SneaksieBum on 26/1/2004 at 08:08

2608 - you realise that many of your fellow thiefs cannot count, and therefore create a master plan to do money "exchanges" with them, each time giving them far less than a fair amount. :ebil:
2609 - wish that someone would REALLY go through this entire thread and fix all the mis-numerations! (other than yourself)
2610 - you are excited to see what other post people make to this thread only.
2611 - you have beaten Thief 1, Gold, and 2 so many times that you often go crazy and kill everyone in the mission, then you carry them all to one spot, and spell your name with the corpses.
2612 - you try to test your insane thieving skills by carrying around a body throughout every mission.

:bored:

Keeper Jonas on 30/1/2004 at 14:39

2613.) The FBI adds the local Mechanist/Order of the Vine/Hammerite/Keeper Chapter you've founded to its list of Dangerous Cults.

2614.) You look on the screen and realize that a Haunt has jumped out in front of you, then you look again and realize that it only moves when you do, then it finally clicks, you've gotten up from the computer and you're looking into a mirror.

2615.) When you walk into any place, and someone out of view calls out "who's there?" you break into a cold sweat and reach instinctively for your "weapons".

2616.) When you dream about fighting Haunts for five nights in a row.

-Keeper Jonas.