1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
saatana on 30/1/2004 at 15:22
2617. When you eat all the apples, cheese and possible deer legs from the fridge just for a laugh.
2618. When you try to use soda bottles as breath potions.
2619. When you try to ghost Quake.
Archie on 4/2/2004 at 11:11
2620) When you go to church you're surprised to find there aren't any zombies or haunts in there
2621) Whilst sitting in church getting over the lack of zombies you find yourself looking upwards for a beam to fire a rope arrow into
2622) You mentally note where all the holy water is...just in case
TF on 9/2/2004 at 20:52
2623) Upon downloading one of your favourite arcade childhood games as an emulator rom to play it on your PC, the very first thing you do is:
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http://pstdgt.softnews.ro/chris/stk.jpg STACK CRATES!!! :joke:
Novice Thief on 16/3/2004 at 02:57
2624) After it's been dead so long you revive it JUST so that you will be able to access it better.
Yos on 16/3/2004 at 03:07
2625) Whenever you die in your dreams you see a skull and crossbones before you wake.
2626) You see the skull and crossbones any time you kill a living human.
2627) You copy one or more of the following to make your own group for another game: Hammers/Keepers/Pagans/Mechanists.
(Sorry if repeats.)
sNeaksieGarrett on 16/3/2004 at 03:30
2628) You see this thread and realize to yourself "my god, I do play thief too much, but I don't care!":cheeky:
2629)The fact that this thread has gotten so big is a clue
2630)The fact that it excedes the "1000 clues" thing in the thread name!:wot: :wot:
Cap on 20/3/2004 at 08:02
2631) You read previews before TDP is released and think about how cool the EAX sound will be, then buy the game and love it, but can't get the back speakers to work, so you play it in software audio and eventually decide EAX is out of reach.
Fast forward a few years and you have played TDP and T2 many many times as well as every FM you can click on. One boring Friday night you finally realize you need to plug a different set of speakers into your sound card's other slot to get EAX!
:o
And after all this, all you can think is "Holy Shit! I can't wait to play them all again!"
:thumb:
S_Hole on 20/3/2004 at 14:35
in addition to previous;
fast forward to thief3; you finally get EAX to work like a charm, only to realize thief3 won't have support for it
Bronze Griffin on 13/4/2004 at 21:22
2632 You start to hum like Hammerites (I admit it, it's true!)
2633 You attempt to steal valuble items when visiting stately homes and attempt to knock out the trust members who are just standing about for no obvious reason so as to stop them alerting guards.
Yos on 13/4/2004 at 21:35
2634: When you're mortally injured, you try to heal yourself with some healing potions, but you learn they don't exist so try to find some plums(ies).
