1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Bronze Griffin on 13/4/2004 at 22:02

2635 It's about 11pm and your supposed to go to Oxford tommorow with some friends but you don't go to bed because you're too busy posting things on this thread.

2636 You don't bother reading books more than a few pages long (probably been said before)

2637 Your friends think your totaly mad, but they continue to tolerate your chants, whistles, Trickster poems, Garrett comments and they constantly hold you back as you attempt to knock out the police.

Shadow on 14/4/2004 at 01:12

2638. You practice your sneaking skills daily by sneaking up behind people and pulling their hoods over their head (I do this! :p)

Spyrano on 14/4/2004 at 02:26

2639 You construct makeshift flash bombs out of LED microlights.

Bronze Griffin on 14/4/2004 at 07:57

2640 In 1/2 an hour you supposed to be walking into town to meet your friends but your too busy adding things to this list.

2641 Your ancient history has been erased from your mind and replaced with Karath Din (is that how you spell it?)

TheivingME on 14/4/2004 at 10:41

2642) When Visiting Harewood house in yorkshire, Britain, you find yourself considering possible break-in routes, escape possibilities and most valuable pieces of loot to be grabbed.

CobbleNob on 14/4/2004 at 13:07

2643) u go around killing everyone for fun then try and load at the end of the massacre to it properly, now that u know where everyone is and the layout of the "level"

2644) u keep reaching behind u expecting to be abble to pull out a fire arrow from ur quiver.

THE ARMOURER on 16/4/2004 at 12:44

(2645) you have been playing thief foe to long when you try to work out how to build a noise arrow
(2646) you have been playing thied for to long when you actualty try to build a noise arow

cutty452 on 19/4/2004 at 02:20

(2647) You flagg down a cab and tell the driver to take you to Lord Bafford's mansion.
(2648) You show all your friends the map of the Bonehoard that you drew from memory.

Bronze Griffin on 20/4/2004 at 16:27

2649) What ever you are doing, saying and thinking, Thief is being constantly thought about in the back of your mind.

Bronze Griffin on 21/4/2004 at 16:43

2650 You dream that you must bring Thief to the world and that you must teach everyone the ways of Thief and of its glory and beauty.