1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

Bronze Griffin on 17/9/2004 at 14:56

:laff:

Bubble-headed_Taffer on 20/9/2004 at 20:22

2645: You hear your friend/parent/roommate/fiance walk in the house whil you're playing Thief. In an effort to play surprise on them, you try to hide but you're only hiding in the game - you're running around a room [in the game], dousing torches and shutting off lights. You think you've found a hiding place, and you wait for them to walk through the door that you've doused the surrounding torches around...You wait, and meanwhile, IRL, they're standing behind you wondering what you're doing. When they tap you on your shoulder, you freak out.

I don't know if anyone can relate to this, but I've done it so many times in so many 1st-person games.

Pitch on 23/9/2004 at 16:20

2647)You're teaching your little children the sounds of animals, like burricks, bugbeasts, treebeasts, etc...

Bronze Griffin on 27/9/2004 at 10:30

2648) You think you are sleeping, and thus dreaming, when you come off the computer.

Bronze Griffin on 28/9/2004 at 21:26

2649) The work 'click' translates into your head as 'frob'.

Jadon on 5/10/2004 at 21:52

2650) you realize that by the majority of the media's reckoning you are the worlds greatest thief and proceed to prove it however you quickly realize that the media is wrong when you try to pickpocket a guard and are caught leading to a very frantic chase and your subsequesent imprisonment. :erg: :grr:

Bad Breath Dude on 24/10/2004 at 20:39

2651) You start reacting like the guard AI when you hear a strange noise in real life. True story, actualy.

ionia23 on 25/10/2004 at 00:33

2652) You make a conscious effort to prepare for the lift bug in "The Mage Towers" by dragging every damned crate in the complex to the entrance to the Air Tower....only to find all the lifts work fine.

Luthien on 16/2/2005 at 14:35

2653) You think it's high time to raise this thread from the dead!

Ravenus1 on 16/2/2005 at 15:01

2654 when you hear Hey! I'm going to the Bear Pits tomorrow...you wann come with?
You actually think about whether to go or not..