1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
TTK12G3 on 27/4/2005 at 19:17
2700) You actually use your school/academe/academy/"learning place"/learning hall(s)-issued assignment book.
Collary 1: You use it like any good student, except you went through it about 36 times looking for any unexceptable words like "assignments" and replaced them with "objectives" or phrases like "dress code/school standards" to something like "tenants of the scholars".
Collary 2: You refer to the administrators by replacing Mr. or Ms. or Mrs. with "Keeper of the *fill in subject here*". Example: Mr. Kling becomes Keeper of the vernacular language Kling.
Collary 3: "TAFFER!" has been scribbled in 168 times.
Collary 4: At least now it has been.
Collary 5: In the morning, you attach a post it note on over where you write your "objectives" and write something that should be in the Pre-mission phrases thread and nowhere else.
Collary 6: Glyphs are EVERYWHERE!!! (Not just on your assignment book, not even on your personal property but on the walls!).
Collary 7: People are actually penning some of the glyphs on their bodies, even though they have no idea what they mean. The admin...I mean High Scholars are afraid of a coming trend that will make them add more stuff to the book next year. You encourage younger scholars to scratch that part out...
More collaries (additions) to come I'm sure...
Darkness_Falls on 7/5/2005 at 03:54
2701) Instead of tossing coins in a local park fountain, you search it for water arrows.
2702) You start 'wall hugging' when co-workers walk by you in the hallways at work.
2703) You take the mic at karaoke and start speaking the words of Karras.
jvarnerus on 8/5/2005 at 08:26
2704) Your girlfriend leaves the room for a minute and when you get up to follow her she opens the door right when you're walking up to it. You quickly step behind the door as she walks in, pauses, and looks around for you. Then when you tap her on the shoulder she jumps and screams and it takes a while to calm her down.
True story...she was not happy at all, but it was fun.
Bronze Griffin on 9/5/2005 at 19:43
2705) Even though you are not using the computer with the game on it, you continue to act as if it did. In my case a themed desktop and sound scheme. Files realted to Thief and custom mesh files waiting to be transferred.
Domarius on 10/5/2005 at 16:26
Quote Posted by jvarnerus
2704) Your girlfriend leaves the room for a minute and when you get up to follow her she opens the door right when you're walking up to it. You quickly step behind the door as she walks in, pauses, and looks around for you. Then when you tap her on the shoulder she jumps and screams and it takes a while to calm her down.
True story...she was not happy at all, but it was fun.
Scaring girls is fun! I have done all sorts of tricks on my ex-girlfriend and my flat mates.
Yep, very familiar with the old "stand behind the door" trick, gets 'em every time.
Also, the "lay down on the floor on the opposite side of the bed from the door" one works a charm every time.
I scared my flatmate so good once she litereally jumped into the air when she screamed :)
You know you're good when you don't have to jump out and scream "RAARGH" and make a big noise, you can make them scream just by tapping them and saying "boo." :)
G Freeman on 12/5/2005 at 13:57
2706) You trip and do a header into a backup toilet filled with crap and tell everyone Garrett blackjack me from behind
To understand this 1 more better Im going to community chat to tell the story on this event which happen yeserday thread will be labled
The mosted embarassing moments ever witness to someone else
TF on 12/5/2005 at 14:02
2707) You can safely claim that you remember the good old days of this thread, three years ago, when it was actually funny, and readable.
G Freeman on 12/5/2005 at 14:55
ok its there
Spitter on 12/5/2005 at 15:47
niec 2 now d00d
Luthien on 17/5/2005 at 17:51
You cannot play thief too much. Period. Thread closed ;)
