1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Bronze Griffin on 17/5/2005 at 19:32
Quote Posted by Luthien
Thread closed ;)
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2708) You come to believe that you can't play Thief too much.
njcl on 17/5/2005 at 19:38
personally i like waiting outside police stations stealing a truncheon then blackjacking every bobby who goes home,by the end of the night theres a heap of unconcious policemen....................... :tsktsk:
Spamlet on 17/5/2005 at 21:59
I may have been one of the most prolific contributors to this thread but it' been quite awhile since I've posted to it.
2709) You follow Stephen Russell from a distance hoping he'll whisper one of his famous paranoid Garrett lines to himself.
2710) When he gets to his place of residence you decide to break in with nothing more than the use of what Garrett would have used.
2711) Once inside you search his house for apples, carrots, unnamed purple fruit, expensive wine and mutton legs and no matter how many there are you eat them all at one sitting.
2712) You blackjack Mr. Russell while he sleeps hoping he'll pop straight up in bed and groan before collapsing again.
2713) You rob him of everything you can carry but are still convinced there's always a little extra very cleverly hidden loot to find.
2714) To that end you decide you must stay and search for it no matter how long it takes.
2715) In the three day search that ensues Mr. Russell ends up in a coma from your having to keep 'jackin' him every few hours.
2716) You've started to starve because you've already eaten all the items previously mentioned and despite the fact that there is plenty of other gourmet food there it doesn't fit your special needs diet.
2717) Friends of Russell become suspicious and call the police to report him missing and as the cavalry arrive to break down the door you pick up the still comatose body of Russell (which you've, of course, dressed in an extra hooded cloak which you brought with you) and propping it up ventriloquist style you manually manipulate his lips while crudely impersonating his delivery of the classic 'Garrett is outnumbered' quip: "Here we go!"
2718) You don't tell anyone this but part of the reason you broke in was in hopes of getting caught. As they slam the cell door you smile and think to yourself "Alright! Prison break mission!"
Bronze Griffin on 2/6/2005 at 22:03
2719) You leave victrolas/gramaphones around the house so that when thieves break in they can have a little introduction about the room they are standing in.
"Message No. 3 of 6 - BEEP - Lords and Ladies behold the Builder's Chapel..."
2720) You build a chapel to go with the above statement.
fuzzybo on 21/6/2005 at 08:38
hm i seem to have posted in this thread HALF A DECADE AGO
Luthien on 21/6/2005 at 08:57
Hehe!
2721) You try to hack 29 zombies (T2X) into pieces just to make a screenshot.
2722) You are only content if you get four arms, two heads and a torso from each zombie.
2723) You're happy because some zombies regrow a third head.
2724) You actually have not started thief in weeks because you are *sick* of moving zombie parts.
Bronze Griffin on 21/6/2005 at 10:26
Quote Posted by Luthien
Hehe!
2721) You try to hack 29 zombies (T2X) into pieces just to make a screenshot.
2722) You are only content if you get four arms, two heads and a torso from each zombie.
2723) You're happy because some zombies regrow a third head.
Sounds like the sort of thing Ominous cowl would do. :laff:
sparhawk on 21/6/2005 at 10:45
2725) You start analyzing Garretts personality as if it were a real person.
stupiddumbass85 on 22/6/2005 at 22:14
This thread is enormous. It said 1000 but what are you going for 3000 or 4000? Its going to take me hours to read it all! :joke:
Shug on 23/6/2005 at 02:23
I see what you did there LOL!
