1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ... - by Mr Croft
Spymaster on 30/6/2005 at 15:12
2726) you actually found the guard known as Smithy in T3 [spoiler]the museum archer (near the Heart)[/spoiler] "keep searching, something's here... or my name isn't Smithy!"
2727) you buy a stereo 5.1 speakers just to enjoy thief more
2728) you write here, but you don't know exactly what for :weird:
(and realize how stupid the thread has gone from the funny begginings) :(
Luthien on 30/6/2005 at 20:47
Quote Posted by Spymaster
and realize how stupid the thread has gone from the funny begginings)
Yep. We need to play more and rant less about gaming habits.
Keeper Mallinson on 30/6/2005 at 23:45
#2729 You still insist that, as a little known fact, that you got #1000 and the counting was screwed up; and wear that fact as a badge around the forums, annoying those around you.
Edit: true story.
willow on 16/7/2005 at 23:48
2730. While playing thief, another family member/friend starts whistling and you look around frantically for the guard who is obviously making the noise.
2731. At a really boring party you start playing through your favourite level, thereby optimizing the playing when you actually get home. (I did this just the other day)
Keeper Jonas on 17/7/2005 at 02:42
2732:
Thief background story material becomes a basis for your own real life spirituality. Manifestations include: faction sayings at the beginnings of levels that you quote to people in class.
Making your own books of Hammer quotes
Performing Pagan rituals in the bath tub
That shrine to Constantine and Viktoria in your room
Speesh on 17/7/2005 at 02:48
2733) You look back on these clues and realize most of them apply to you.
Luthien on 20/7/2005 at 13:15
2734) (2733 used twice)
Brynolf on 20/7/2005 at 20:28
2735: When you look up in the building you are in and see a wooden beam, and think to yourself..."I could probably rope up there!"
Spymaster on 20/7/2005 at 20:45
2736) When playing Enemy Territory you think: I could hide in a dark corner of the tunnel! Wrong*!
*'Wrong' was a flamethrower soldat :(
This thread isn't funny anymore... why doesn't it die? Someone bring the holy water and water crystals and kill this zombie thread, please!
This thread went very stupid from the funny begining. :(
