1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

w_hairst on 13/9/2005 at 02:41

#2766 When your wife is coming home after being away for a week, what do you surprise her with? Flowers? Jewelry? A clean house? No - Thief 2X *and* the Thief 3 demo!

(True, in my case. She's enjoying 2X, but not 3. Me neither.)

#2767 You spend a significant part of your foreign-country honeymoon planning a Thief fan mission. With your wife. (Guilty.)

Scytale on 13/9/2005 at 04:50

#2768- You stop wearing your chain wallet because you hear that clinking noise again and...well...

#2769- You keep wearing your chain wallet and take to muttering, "Flames, nothing but flames, nothing but..."

Bronze Griffin on 13/9/2005 at 08:31

2770 - Crates fall to the ground faster than you do.

Scytale on 16/9/2005 at 18:13

#2271- Whenever you pick something up, you can almost see a miniature image of it spinning in the bottom-right corner of your vision.

Jakeyboy on 17/9/2005 at 13:43

#2272- You train yourself to eat 2 deer legs, 4 lumps of cheese, 6 apples and 3 carrots while hanging from a rope above lava.

caedes on 19/9/2005 at 16:25

#2273 - When playing System Shock 2, the first advanced skill you choose is rise the monkeywrench over your head and begin to crush hybrids.

mxleader on 25/9/2005 at 03:51

#2274- You post in this thread again instead of playing Thief.

darth on 26/9/2005 at 11:32

2275. When a friend invites you over to his house, the first thing you do is look up the quitest possible way to break in the next day

2276. You constantly check the high surfaces to make sure you're not missing any loot

jay pettitt on 26/9/2005 at 14:25

2277 You're caught mumbling:
"I'm bloody dangerous, I am"

:o

Mortis on 26/9/2005 at 19:02

2278 : you go to the gym and the only exercise you do is Hammer curls

2279 : Your car breaks down and you ask a nearby shopkeeper if there are any "Mechanists" nearby .