1.000 ways to see that you've been playing Deus Ex too much. - by Keeper Hellzon
Keeper Hellzon on 24/1/2001 at 19:30
'Bout time we get one of these running: (Yes, I searched.)
1. You wear a trenchcoat and a pair of sunglasses. Always. Even in the shower.
2. You join a bomb squad, and get blown up tring to disarm a bomb by just touching it.
3. You go to a pet shop and ask for a greasel.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif4. You see someone wearing a suit, kill him, and expect him to explode.
(I need a better hobby than this.)
frozenman on 24/1/2001 at 20:56
5: The only movement you ever make during a conversation is as if you are hesitant to move for a handshake - with your right hand.
6: You expect everything in your house to destroy with two swipes of your crowbar.
7: You ask for skill points instead of money come allowance time.
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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a gigantic insect."
-The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
[This message has been edited by frozenman (edited January 24, 2001).]
wsthune on 24/1/2001 at 21:57
8. You think your canister vacuum sweeper is a medbot.
9. You mistake oatmeal boxes for augmentation canisters.
M'Prok on 24/1/2001 at 22:55
11. When you go to the hospital, you ask for Jaime Reyes, telling the nurse you need him to sort out a problem with your neural net circuitry
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frozenman on 24/1/2001 at 23:01
12: You are amazed at all the things your computer can do - compared to the email only computers your used to.
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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a gigantic insect."
-The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
Mr Chimp on 25/1/2001 at 00:44
13. You stop moving for 30 seconds at a time whenever you leave/enter a a different area.
14. You eat batteries in the hope that you'll recharge your bioelectric supplies.
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-Mr Chimp
Dramatic Written Word > Synchronised Interaction Subroutine.
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Lake on 25/1/2001 at 00:52
15. You search sewers looking for super secret paramilitary bases.
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Lake
Margorach on 25/1/2001 at 01:37
16. You can drink large amounts of alcohol and recover from the effects in a few seconds.
17. You shock people with a cattle prod & drop them from tall buildings
18. Whenever you see a body of water you dive in (fully clothed: boots, coat & all) and swim around looking for crates.
frozenman on 25/1/2001 at 02:20
19: Doing drugs causes your vision to be slightly zoomed in and with reversed axii.
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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a gigantic insect."
-The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
