1.000 ways to see that you've been playing Deus Ex too much. - by Keeper Hellzon
Agent Monkeysee on 25/1/2001 at 06:58
20. You hear voices in your head telling you what to do, where to go, and how to do it.
21. All of your coworkers have vaguely foreign accents. You, of course, have no inflection at all when speaking.
22. You wonder what all the fuss is about when you read about terrorists taking hostages in the news. After all they'll never shoot them anyway right?
[This message has been edited by Agent Monkeysee (edited January 25, 2001).]
Keeper Hellzon on 25/1/2001 at 11:06
Huh!? Seems I actually get replies to one of my posts.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif23. When you start your e-mail program, you look for the hack utility in the upper right corner of the screen. You get upset whenm you don't find one.
24. You spend a lot of time trying to make one.
25. You succeed.
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gifBackDoorBandit on 25/1/2001 at 14:17
26. You actually think they should package up soy and sell it in bags like potato chips.
27. You develope a mini-crossbow along with tranqilizer darts to take out the next door neighbors dog.
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Verak on 25/1/2001 at 15:26
28. The temperature controls on the walls of your office building look like LAMs and you run over to them to try to disarm them.
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Verak, destroyer of worlds
Mr Chimp on 25/1/2001 at 18:25
29. You wave a small piece of plastic in front of locked doors and expect them to open.
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-Mr Chimp
Dramatic Written Word > Synchronised Interaction Subroutine.
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Agent Monkeysee on 25/1/2001 at 21:59
30. You click your TV remote control frantically at keypad locks trying to disable them. (I don't know about you but we have those at my University)
31. You carry 130 pounds worth of explosives, ammo, weaponry, and espionage equipment in your trenchcoat.
32. And no one notices.
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"Non serviam"
Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mr Chimp on 25/1/2001 at 23:03
33. You can no longer smoke cigs, you can only make whole packs seemingly explode in your face without any kind of flame.
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-Mr Chimp
Dramatic Written Word > Synchronised Interaction Subroutine.
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frozenman on 26/1/2001 at 01:16
34. You phase out the people's voices around you - and replace them with the most stereotyped voices known to man.
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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a gigantic insect."
-The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka.
wsthune on 26/1/2001 at 02:22
35. If you decorate your office, someone removes everything whenever you leave the building.
Bogeyman on 26/1/2001 at 08:31
36. You give up your job, because you know you can always get plenty of money by hacking ATMs. Except in Paris of course, where the flics will shoot anyone they see hacking.
