1.000 ways to see that you've been playing Deus Ex too much. - by Keeper Hellzon
Agent Monkeysee on 26/1/2001 at 08:36
37. You examine everyone you meet closely, especially public figures, for those little metal circuit things under their hair, just to make sure they aren't a nano-agent.
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"Non serviam"
Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Bling on 26/1/2001 at 09:54
38. You stay close to the walls in public biuldings, trying to avoid the security cameras.
39. You keep talking to people, asking the same questions to see if they start to repeat their sentences.
muuurgh on 26/1/2001 at 12:23
40. Whenever you start talking to someone, your field of vision narrows slightly.
41. You see green reticles appear over your friends.
42. You attend an AA meeting and talk about how drinking mass quantities of alchohol can improve your health.
43. You have never read an entire book; you just read a page or two before giving up.
44. You accidentally kill your cat by stepping on it.
45. You have to go to the bathroom all the time because of the way you drank from the water cooler until it was emptied.
Lake on 26/1/2001 at 13:37
46. You go to the Statue of Liberty and wonder why hear head is still attached.
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Lake
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wsthune on 26/1/2001 at 14:18
47. When ever you hear an item about FEMA on the news, you shudder.
Mr Chimp on 27/1/2001 at 01:29
48. you drink from the Water Cooler constantly, then complain it's empty - even when it appears to be completely full.
49. Instead of drinking cans of soda, you simply burp quietly
50. You eat candy bars by the dozen in an attempt to feel healthier.
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-Mr Chimp
Dramatic Written Word > Synchronised Interaction Subroutine.
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santaClaws on 28/1/2001 at 16:54
51. You collect all alcohol you can get. Then, you drink about 50 litres of wine and 30 bottles of liquor and stuff like that. The world turns for half an hour, but after that, you feel a lot healthier.
PsiBGrat on 29/1/2001 at 01:40
52. You wonder why the crosshairs don't turn red when you look at your teachers.
53. You wonder, in fact, where the crosshairs are.
54. You check the floor near pinball machines for hidden panels.
55. You try to hack into someone's computer WHILE THEY'RE STILL USING IT...
56. You hurt yourself and wonder why regen isn't working (I can't believe I was the first to use this. You guys are getting slow.)
57. You own a Stealth pistol. Or a Staple Gun. Or both
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http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif58. You pick up a sofa and chair and throw them in the doorway to stop your brother from exiting the room.
59. But the door shuts, destroying them both.
60. (This one actually happened. Oh my lord.) You hear a noise that sounds suspiciously like either a)Infolink message received or b)Skill points received and wonder why the text hasn't come up...
Cybernide on 29/1/2001 at 06:03
61) You need to lift a table and wonder why you chose combat strength instead of microfibrial muscle.
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I'm not weird, I'm different.
wsthune on 29/1/2001 at 15:51
62. You wonder why your cats spend all day sleeping instead of wandering around aimlessly.
63. You wonder why your cats kill birds and rats instead of ignoring them.
64. You wonder why your cats cannot float in the air.
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