1.000 ways to see that you've been playing Deus Ex too much. - by Keeper Hellzon
PsiBGrat on 30/1/2001 at 06:10
65. You are playing SS2 and wish you that:
65a) You could buy skills with your cybermodules without needing to find a machine.
65b) You could shoot light from your eyes.
65c) You could use a emp or scrambler grenade on the bots.
65d) You could hack the turrets remotely
and 65e) (this is the big giveaway) You could find the Sniper Rifle.
(btw, I have no preference, they are both the best games ever.)
TheDarkThief on 31/1/2001 at 02:46
You walk up to a woman you hate with short black hair and a russian accent, and say flatlander woman and expect her to explode.
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muuurgh on 3/2/2001 at 20:29
67. You've never actually gone anywhere during the daytime. In fact, you've never even seen the sun.
68. When avoiding someone, you just stay a few hundred yards away and they don't notice you.
0Trapper0 on 6/2/2001 at 17:44
69) Regardless of the direction in which you fall, the height of the fall, or other conditions (such as wind direction, weather etc) you always land on your feet before crumpling over into a pool of blood.
70) Having a pronlonged conversation with anyone triggers an out-of-body-experiance.
71) You drop random two-word phrases into conversations with people you don't like in the vague hopes they'll explode.
72) You are unable to display more than about 6 facial expressions while talking.
73) You aren't "big into books."
74) When dropping litter or change or anything you don't really want, you some how manage to make a perfectly balanced stack without really trying...
75) ...You are unbeatable at "Jenga".
76) "Sucks to get backed into a corner" and "I'm looking for a large illegal power generator" are your two main pick-up lines.
77) No matter where in the world you go, be it Paris or Hong Kong, everyone speaks in fluent English, with the occasional dodgy regional accent.
78) You find yourself repeating the same actions over and over again to observe all the possile outcomes.
79) The people around you constantly make suspect references to your past that don't quite seem to gel with your memories "I was in your class at the academy"... "Our father made a toast, I don't know if you remember his old brown suit?"
80) Your co-workers dress and speak largely identically, apart from key individuals who you actually talk to fairly often.
81) A trip to the bathroom involves nothing more than simply standing infront of the urinal or bowl and flushing.
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-- This Message Straight From The Desk Of Your Neighborhood Apatheticist, Tristan "Trapper" Metcalfe.
[This message has been edited by 0Trapper0 (edited February 06, 2001).]
wsthune on 6/2/2001 at 20:41
82. When something goes wrong during your day, you search frantically for the reload button.
83. You drop by the local shanty town just to steal whatever food and drink might be lying about.
84. You think it's okay to drink from soda cans you find lying about.
85. Whenever you need to go across town, you head for the sewers.
PowerCrazy on 7/2/2001 at 04:32
86. You guys are slow,
You go up to random doors and are frustrated when you can't find your Nano-key.
87. You keep locking yourself out of your house, because hey you ALWAYS have your Nano-Key.
88. You wonder around liberty island trying to find UNATCO HQ. Dang it where is it...
89. You shoot people with tranq darts and you wonder why they keep waking up. (The terrorists never do.)
90. You continually try to carry around 24 flares, 10 cans of coke, 10 candy bars, 10 bags of 'soy', a sword nick-named the 'dragons tooth' and various other impotant tools under your trench coat. I've gotten up to 8 cans of coke and 21 road flares, and almost a rifle...
Bling on 7/2/2001 at 21:50
91. You travel on the metro/underground train and can't remember the journey.
92. You fiddle with things in people's offices and are surprised when they notice and get angry.
Cybernide on 8/2/2001 at 05:10
93) You start hacking into your teacher's email account... while he's still there. But hey, it's all okay! He won't know!
94) You shower with your clothes on.
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I'm not weird, I'm different.
Cybernide on 8/2/2001 at 05:15
Nvrmnd, the 93rd one was repeated...
93) You open your B-day presents by whacking the boxes with a crowbar.
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I'm not weird, I'm different.
Agent Monkeysee on 8/2/2001 at 07:20
96) You need an entire team of crack government scientists in a state-of-the-art training facility to teach you how to use aformentioned crowbar.
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"Non serviam"
Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
