Shayde on 7/5/2013 at 06:13
He once fought off thirty bandits while blind drunk. He then shagged the barmaids and set the tavern ablaze with just his steely gaze.
It is said that his dissertation was published with no references - and was accepted purely on the credibility of his throbbing member.
We celebrate the man, the legend, the mallard.
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Mr.Duck on 7/5/2013 at 10:02
I am.....Señor El Ducko....
And I thank you all, for celebrating with me....as I tell Death to "wait another year" to claim me.
Gracias, gracias. :cool:
*Shags everyone in the thread*
Nicker on 7/5/2013 at 16:31
Quickly sneaks in to wish the hopefully shagged out Mr. Duck a Happy and Sunny West Coast Birthday!... then escapes.
Hewer on 7/5/2013 at 19:19
Happy B day Ducks!
Mr.Duck on 8/5/2013 at 00:03
Thank you, peeps! :D
*Shags you 'cuz Duck's like the Energizer Bunny, he just keeps going and going and going*
:cool:
pavlovscat on 10/5/2013 at 19:39
Aw, fuck. I missed the big day. :(
*shags Ducky several times over to make up for it & spanks his bottom*
Happy Belated!
Mr.Duck on 11/5/2013 at 07:46
Awwwwww yisss!
Motha fucking shags!
:D
Thanks, girl.
*Hugsback*
gunsmoke on 16/5/2013 at 23:40
About a week and a half late to the party, but I am not frequenting FB or CommChat lately. Happy Birthday Duck!. I miss chatting you up. :(
Mr.Duck on 17/5/2013 at 08:18
I'm always available, honey buns!
:D
Thanks, gunners :)