A Confession... - by Queue
Queue on 1/11/2011 at 15:49
There is no Forever420.
I AM FOREVER420!!
I've tried my best to kill him off, but he just won't disappear. The character is too strong, has too much of a hold on me. But he must learn the truth, that he's not real. He must be destroyed! Now, of course, being a character given such strong will and a sharp mind, "he'll" try to deny it, insisting that he actually "does" exist -- that there really is a cock-gobbling, homo-retard living in Vancouver. But I assure you all, he's nothing more than a figment of my imagination.
Like a Golem, I created him out of bits of twigs, paper, cat hair, and semen.
So help me help myself by ridding this monster from existence: Every time "he" posts, you must remind him that he really doesn't exist. That he is me. And that he must return to the dark recesses of my mind. He must be stopped before he hurts someone or himself.
Thank you all,
A very sick Queue
N'Al on 1/11/2011 at 16:10
The truth is out there alright.
frozenman on 1/11/2011 at 17:13
Why don't you just dress up in women's clothing like a normal self-respecting maniac. Why do you have to dress up in idiot.
june gloom on 1/11/2011 at 17:22
stupid is one of those things that can't be faked
and forever420 is really fucking stupid
nice try though
R Soul on 1/11/2011 at 17:41
Quote Posted by Queue
So help me help myself by ridding this monster from existence
You could ask an admin to delete the account. That would work 100%. Alternatively, someone else could make the request on your behalf.
demagogue on 1/11/2011 at 18:17
Hmm, I see an issue with that.
Observe:
- "Guys, R Soul is really me. Has been all along. It's getting boring now. Delete that account for me, would you..."
- "Hey, but I'm really R Soul... You know, Robin, from Formby... on the coast."
- "Says you, I mean me. Somebody shut me up!" :erm:
Tocky on 1/11/2011 at 18:20
It's worse than you think Queue. Although you are now understanding that 420 is you the schism will never heal until you realize that both Dia and I are you as well. You must remember or we will never be whole and well again.
Vivian on 1/11/2011 at 19:53
I'm not Vivian
gunsmoke on 1/11/2011 at 20:01
I know, cause I am. Gunny is my hillbilly alt that I vent my rage with.
