lost_soul on 23/12/2010 at 07:01
muhahaha if I heard that line at a time like that, I would probably fall out of my chair with laughter.
59. When you're a guard on patrol in the city and you find a body, you can just assume it was the first NPC or Thief that you see who is responsible for it. I used to create commotion and then draw over guards with noise arrows to get the party started!
Azaran on 23/12/2010 at 07:04
Quote Posted by lost_soul
59. When you're a guard on patrol in the city and you find a body, you can just assume it was the first NPC or Thief that you see who is responsible for it. I used to create commotion and then draw over guards with noise arrows to get the party started!
Hmm...I think I'm gonna try that :ebil:
Alic on 23/12/2010 at 11:12
60. Whatever you do, never ever look up. There are no thieves up there
DarkMax on 25/12/2010 at 02:21
61 - You note that your face never changes...
62- Your walking style starts to be very repetitive
63- You don't sleep, don't eat, nothing! you only patrol the same place everytime
Jarvis on 25/12/2010 at 11:10
64: If you hear what sounds like a man-sized sack of potatoes hitting the ground, never fear. It was probably a man-sized sack of potatoes hitting the ground. Or a rat. Never forget the rats.
65: HOWEVER!!!!! If you hear the faintest muffled echo of the tiniest tip-toed scuff on tile or metal you MUST drop whatever you're doing and run to investigate IMMEDIATELY! Rats never make such noises. Nor do sacks of potatoes.
JonesCrusher on 27/12/2010 at 21:41
66. Although you are brilliant at hopping up onto tables,in the blink of an eye........watch out for that hole in the middle of the table!......doh,but you find it everytime,dont you?
67. When waking from sleep....always stand upright and poke your head out of the other guys top-bunk.This will also help to avert any blackjack swings
Bakerman on 27/12/2010 at 22:12
Quote Posted by Albert
Dunno if this is really a whistleblowing moment, but lets make sure not to make things too redundant. Kay?
I think rephrasings can be accepted, if the phrasing is sufficiently different to make a fresh point or joke...?
Quote Posted by Jarvis
It was probably a man-sized sack of potatoes hitting the ground.
:thumb:
Azaran on 28/12/2010 at 01:05
Wow...:laff:.... I never saw that before. Was that a bug in the German version perhaps?
R Soul on 28/12/2010 at 02:29
The bug exists in all versions, but if you're any good at thief you'll never have archers shooting at you ;)
