Azaran on 28/12/2010 at 04:20
Quote Posted by R Soul
The bug exists in all versions
THat's weird, I must have played TG 100 times over and don't ever remember seeing it.
Quote Posted by R Soul
if you're any good at thief you'll never have archers shooting at you ;)
Ah, that's probably why :cheeky::p
Platinumoxicity on 28/12/2010 at 10:01
Quote Posted by R Soul
The bug exists in all versions, but if you're any good at thief you'll never have archers shooting at you ;)
It doesn't exist in my version. The guards do shoot into wrong directions, yes. But they never hit themselves.
Ryan Smith on 28/12/2010 at 17:21
69: If you see the Thief through a see-through door and don't have the key to open it, always try to attack the Thief if he gets close. Your magical sword will cut right through the wall, so if you're lucky, you might hit him.
70: When the thief dies in combat, you are to continue attacking him as if he's still alive.
71: When in the event that you're fighting a zombie and manage to make it fall to the ground, keep attacking it as if it's standing up.
Sticky Fingers on 29/12/2010 at 04:29
72: Just to spice things up a bit: when you see a thief, yell "we've got cells for people like you!", then kill him anyway.
Platinumoxicity on 29/12/2010 at 19:22
73. In the event of an moster infestation, fight them to the death. But after they're all dead, remember to be extremely suspicious and paranoid for the rest of the night, there has to be a thief around. It doesn't matter whether the critters you killed were spiders or army of aliens from another dimension, after they're all dead there has to be a thief in the building.
BG_HHaunt on 30/12/2010 at 12:37
74. If you get bumped on the head while you sleep, don't pass out immediately but first get up and then loose consciousness.
75. If a thief is hiding behind you while an archer is shooting him don't step aside - the archer is surely smart enough to stop shooting.
Azaran on 30/12/2010 at 12:46
Quote Posted by Sticky Fingers
72: Just to spice things up a bit: when you see a thief, yell "we've got cells for people like you!", then kill him anyway.
In that line of thought....
76 - If you see a thief, yell out "Drop that weapon! Don't move". Then even if he puts away his weapon and stands still, you should still attack him... you know, just in case. :p
xthe_juggernaut on 3/1/2011 at 06:03
77. If the family cat is found butchered, ramble about dinner.
jtr7 on 8/1/2011 at 01:12
Quote Posted by Herr_Garrett
52. Learn to write.
While this may seem unneccessary in a job like guarding, it is in fact of the utmost import. While on duty, you are permitted only to clear your throat, spit, or complain about:
a) draughty corridors
b) the quality of the torches
c) the cook's skills
d) the noises the buildings and various critters make.
All else must be written down, including but not limited to:
a) your observations about how loose or tight security is
b) the whereabouts of your employer's most prized treasure and/or secret
c) various safety hazards, for instance traps and/or security devices
and so forth.
If you wish any of these, or any other of your observations, comments or criticisms to be known to your employer, either write it into your diary OR write a letter; leave these in a well-visible place to make sure it will be read.
At a local restaurant, a new manager came aboard and thought it would be insightful to have a complaint notebook. Not a suggestion box. People actually filled pages with gripes and diatribes against each other and policies and the book itself. It lasted more than a couple of weeks, and entirely broke down as people read about themselves and got really pissed off.
Bakerman on 9/1/2011 at 06:16
Quote Posted by jtr7
At a local restaurant, a new manager came aboard and thought it would be insightful to have a complaint notebook. Not a suggestion box. People actually filled pages with gripes and diatribes against each other and policies and the book itself. It lasted more than a couple of weeks, and entirely broke down as people read about themselves and got really pissed off.
That actually sounds excellent.
