Apparently the Pope is abdicating... - by Thirith
Mr.Duck on 13/2/2013 at 11:18
I shall be the next Pope.
Pope Duck.
I like.
:cool:
faetal on 13/2/2013 at 13:10
I wonder who will be the successor.
Whoever it is, as always, they'll need to be ok with propagating AIDS deaths by promoting abstinence over condoms. Pope JP before Ratzinger had that down pat with the lies about condoms not preventing AIDS. I'm sure the multitude of deaths that little piece of misinformation caused gave him a tumescence so ferocious, it likely tore a hole in the papal gown. They should also be good at prioritising the reputation of the church over the lives of abused kids.
So, we need a sanctimonious sociopath who has no understanding of basic human nature, no empathy towards children and the ability to preach about humility while living in a palace as the head of bizarre city state.
Be interesting to see which eligible cardinals are going to renounce what shreds of humanity they have left to take up the job with the world's stupidest hat.
zombe on 14/2/2013 at 09:44
Quote Posted by Thirith
Has this happened before?
* 1045 - sold his post to get married ... it is claimed that she ended up not being interested.
* 1046 - was forced to drop his post - and succumbed to it on grounds of having bought it in the first place.
* 1294 - was too incompetent and after legislating a way for a pope to step down - did so.
* 1415 - stepped down on political grounds - too god damn many popes.
Briareos H on 14/2/2013 at 18:30
A seat? I'm driving the fucking thing.
Scots Taffer on 16/2/2013 at 09:54
clue me in, I'd like a laugh but I just don't get this
demagogue on 16/2/2013 at 10:12
There's a porn show that interviews girls on that couch to hire them for a sex video, inevitably un(der)employed, strapped for cash, and willing to do whatever. I know this just because the picture comes up a lot and I always wondered WTF until I looked it up one day.
I never actually watched the show myself so could be off on some details (anybody who knows firsthand, feel free to correct me :trollface: ). But part of the joke is that it doesn't clue in where it's from, so if you recognize it, you like porn, and everybody else thinks wtf, a boring couch?... That's part of the joke itself.
And yeah, whoever made it is deliciously sick minded.
