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heretic on 4/12/2007 at 02:02

Despite the games boring factor I do find the setting interesting, I can't think of anything in this vein story-wise at all.

I do hope they tighten the gameplay up a bit for the next chapter.

Scots Taffer on 5/12/2007 at 23:20

(http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed) Interesting, given Yahtzee's ability to rip games a new one, I guess he must've enjoyed a fair bit about this one.

"Nutting the lepers glaswegian style" gets my vote as his best line yet!

Jason Moyer on 6/12/2007 at 02:21

It's like someone replaced Yahtzee with ejaculate sandwiched between 2 pieces of wood.

Muzman on 6/12/2007 at 04:25

Has anyone made any sped up Benny Hill chase videos of Assassin's Creed yet? If not they must immediately.

heretic on 6/12/2007 at 04:38

Quote Posted by Muzman

Has anyone made any sped up Benny Hill chase videos of Assassin's Creed yet? If not they must immediately.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sVqa2T6yAI) Ask and ye shall recieve

Scots Taffer on 6/12/2007 at 05:06

Quote Posted by heretic1dg

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sVqa2T6yAI) Ask and ye shall recieve

That lacks the critical "sped up" factor.

heretic on 6/12/2007 at 06:00

Quote Posted by Scots Taffer

That lacks the critical "sped up" factor.

You noticed that as well huh?

Regardless, the tune qualified it for posting IMO.

Muzman on 6/12/2007 at 08:40

Not bad. Needs to be exclusively intercut clips of chasing or being chased as well though.

DX-455 on 6/12/2007 at 12:02

Quote Posted by Scots Taffer

"Faffing-About Creed" :laff:

gunsmoke on 25/1/2008 at 15:30

Assassin's Creed PC minimum specs revealed. Higher than CRYSIS!!!

- Supported OS: Windows XP / Vista (only)
- Processor: Dual core processor 2.6 GHz Intel Pentium D or AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ (Intel Core 2 Duo 2.2 GHz or AMD Athlon 64 X2 4400+ or better recommended)
- RAM: 2 GB (3 GB recommended)
- Video Card: 256 MB DirectX 10.0-compliant video card or DirectX 9.0-compliant card with Shader Model 3.0 or higher (512 MB video card recommended) (see supported list)*
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 or 10.0 compliant sound card (5.1 sound card recommended)
- DirectX Version: DirectX 10.0 libraries (included on disc)
- DVD-ROM: DVD-ROM dual-layer drive
- Hard Drive Space: 12 GB
- Peripherals Supported: Keyboard, mouse, optional controller (Xbox 360 Controller for Windows recommended)

*Supported Video Cards at Time of Release:
ATI RADEON X1300-1950 / HD 2000 / 3000 series
NVIDIA GeForce 6600-6800 / 7 / 8 / 9 series