Australia is really a great country to live in but... - by PigLick
N'Al on 28/6/2013 at 09:52
... and Germans will have to have to get the uncut German-language version from either Austria or Switzerland, cause (
http://www.eurogamer.de/articles/2013-06-28-saints-row-4-erhaelt-keine-usk-freigabe) Germany's USK is refusing classification too.*
Which is doubly hilarious since Deep Silver - Saint's Row IV's publisher - is based in Germany.
*Have only managed to find a link to a German-language news item on this so far, sorry. Will try and update once one of the English-language websites has a story item on it.
faetal on 28/6/2013 at 10:42
This is such bullshit. What do they honestly think is going to happen if people play these games? Is there some study I don't know about which shows that the countries which don't enforce puritan-grade classification are over-run with lusty, drug-addled, swearing serial killers (the US is exempt from this study, natch)?
june gloom on 28/6/2013 at 18:00
we're exempt because we'd skew the results
Renzatic on 28/6/2013 at 21:54
I don't think Australia would be that great of a place to live. I mean comeon. It's a giant, scorching hot desert island where the flora and fauna actively tries to kill everyone on a daily basis. If the funnel spiders aren't chasing you out of your own house, you're accidentally brushing against the Gympie Gympie plants growing in your back yard, then screaming for someone to kill you to end your pain and suffering.
...a task which 9 of the 10 worlds most deadliest snakes, fish, octopodes, jellyfish, and...I dunno...beavers will more than happily oblige you on.
You know why it's is the most urbanized country in the world? Fear.
Man was not meant to set foot in Australia.
edit: I also forgot to add that the indigenous peoples somehow manage to be black and ginger at the same time, and don't 100% reside on this plane of reality. Also there's a giant rock the size of Rhode Island that changes colors for some weird reason.
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3018396/Death_Roos.jpgdemagogue on 29/6/2013 at 03:05
Right now it's pretty chilly though, at least down South where the majority of humans live.
zajazd on 29/6/2013 at 05:13
I dislike saints raw but australia needs to ban their spiders that are the size of dogs instead.
newguypaul on 29/6/2013 at 16:27
I know this would only work for the PC version, but I think it would be hilarious if they released the censored version in stores as required and then immediately released a patch that would add everything back in. The government couldn't do a damn thing about that could they? :laff:
