Mr.Duck on 4/4/2012 at 06:54

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YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!

Seems me and the rest of TTLG found it too silly to be true, but it seems our dear boy from Georgia, the duke of moonshine, the earl of cousin-swappin', the ambassador of Krystal's, the silliest hick sumbitch ever to grace these here purdy mouff forums had his birthday on that date. Shucks!

Well, we gonn'settle things right now, a few days late, but lets all get together to drink 'till we puke purple for the man of the hour, Your favorite and my own, Renzatic!

And he just turned 33, the age when Jeezus kicked the bucket up the cross'n shit.

DON'T DIE ON US, RENZ, WE LOVE YA MAN!

HAVE A COUSIN!

But, seriously, folks. It's a birthday thread, belated, but a birthday one nonetheless.

CELEBRATION!

\:D/

Also, have some moonshine cake, Renz.

http://img4.southernliving.com/i/2010/12/food-gifts/double-chocolate-moonshine-cake-l.jpg?400:400

:D
I did promise a kiss also...



*Smooch*

uNf!

:cool:

Kolya on 4/4/2012 at 08:20

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Happy Birthday, Renz.

Oooh, cake! *takes a piece*

N'Al on 4/4/2012 at 08:31

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Yes. Happy Birthday.

june gloom on 4/4/2012 at 09:37

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ambassador of krystal's lol

you gotta tell that story now renz, it's amazing

and gross

but mostly amazing

also happy birthday god damn your eyes

demagogue on 4/4/2012 at 11:36

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I think Renz & Gunny could have a thunderdome fight to see who's the real resident hick. Then I imagine Duck would probably jump in with a midget on his shoulders and taff the whole thing up.

Happy birthday Renz!
Hick stories are welcome.