p7eter on 28/5/2004 at 21:44
well when i got to the keeper area, i laughed quite hard when
[SPOILER]THEY ACTUALLY GAVE ME A BOW UPGRADE! AhahahhahahahahaH![/SPOILER]
and the Shopkeeper near bertha, she is a total garret groupie... she thinks he is HAWT!
UndeadGunslingr on 28/5/2004 at 22:45
I wanted to stab Bertha. Her voice actor was hammy as hell.
So far, the funniest moment for me was during:
[SPOILER]...the conversation in town when imposter-Garrett said "Hey Im Garrett, I ain't consoined wit appearances. Wit 'ol did teevin' I gotta do, I ain't got time fer *baths* er nuttin' like dat."[/SPOILER]
Or something like that.
Psyco86 on 28/5/2004 at 22:53
My favorite part so far would have to be when
[SPOILER]the dumber guard talks about his nasty infection, and how the doctors are getting him to lose excess humors. I've heard 3 parts to this conversation throughout the game. Funny, funny stuff.[/SPOILER]
TakeYrSword+Run on 29/5/2004 at 02:22
(long time reader, first time poster)
Haven't got very far yet, but some great moments already... best so far:
[SPOILER]Listened to the "impostor-Garrett" convo, then went to find the armory. By the time I got there, I'd forgotten about the impostor -- wondered why they left the door open -- went in -- impostor-thug saw me! I hid, and he went running out into the street to find me. While looting the place, I heard a terrible racket outside -- looked out the window -- impostor thug had gone on a rampage, killing townsfolk left and right! Guards finally killed him, but not before he'd accumulated quite a pile of corpses. I went back out, expecting the people to ignore me, since they'd clearly seen the thug doing all the killing -- then I remembered -- he was posing as "Garrett"! They all panicked and brought the guards running. Now this cell's starting to feel a bit chilly; I hope that jailer comes to taunt me some more so I can boost his keyring... [/SPOILER]
killed on 29/5/2004 at 03:57
There was a moment when a peasant got freaked out because he saw me KO a guard...he ran away screaming "AAAAAHHH!!! HES GOING TO *KILL ME!!!" It was just so over the top, I had to take a second to laugh at that one.
Also, probably the same guy, I bumped right into him, face first, while he was looking for me, and he gave a "AAHHH" scream that was very similar to when you intentionally scare your brothers or sisters in your house...made me laugh so hard.
Also, this isn't something that happened, but it woulda been funny if: [SPOILER]In the keeper level, when they are voting what to do about security, they ask the other keepers to vote if the guards should be increased or decreased, the keepers were debating it and I wanted to hear Garrett kinda disguise his voice and say "we should get rid of all the guards!...."[/SPOILER]
p7eter on 29/5/2004 at 04:17
lol that would be funny.
i also laughed in the Orland cutscene where he says, go in the library AND DONT TAKE ANYTHING...
and then garrets mouth twists into a stifled grin
Gage on 29/5/2004 at 12:24
I loved the drunk archer Benny near the [SPOILER]fake-Garrett encounter in Stonemarket Plaza.[/SPOILER] I got his attention, and while he was searching around he shouts out "Stop it. Stop it! I'm a big meannnn....guarding....person! Pfffffffftttttt" It's great to see ol' Benny back around.
The Glome on 30/5/2004 at 01:34
[SPOILER]There's a book in the dormitory of the Keeper Compound that talks about a student that was "caught reading the Bafford Chronicles" and that the "Book was to be burned". LOL. I'm guessing it was one of those cheapo adventure novels.[/SPOILER]
sumeragi on 30/5/2004 at 04:13
[spoiler]in the sunken citadel, when the two ratmen tried to ambush the Kurshok to eat their eggs, one of them yelled "hahaha! you have scales! fishy!" for some reason that cracked me up.[/spoiler]
Lightningline on 30/5/2004 at 04:47
One sentance...."Great , Giant Rats !" I almoast fell over when I used my special eye and got a closeup of the bastards..:)