McEve on 9/6/2004 at 21:41
Benny and another guard talking:
first guard: That cut looks nasty, you really should have that looked at
Benny: but I AM looking at it
:laff:
Jomero on 9/6/2004 at 22:55
In Stonemarket Plaza when I first started playing the game, I headed down the alley near the pub. I bumped into one of the thugs and he says something like "Watch it chump! Bump me again and you'll be eating a knuckle sandwich!" Now, I'm not one for knocking people out. I rarely do it nowadays. But that guy pissed me off. Nobody talks that way to Garrett. I had to teach him some respect.
So I knock him out, and dump him in a particular dark corner.
What makes this funny is that every day the same Thug wakes up and still says something rude to me. So each day I knock him out and dump him in the same corner. You'd think he'd start to catch on by this time after blacking out and waking up with a sore head in the same place for several nights in a row.
His other thug friend only insulted me once. And one time when he saw me exiting the tavern that I had snuck into, I think he realized who I was and said very politely "Good evening." Very cool.
[spoiler]Oh and Benny talking about his weird growth and the odd "cures" his doctor tells him to take. And the fact that later on you find out that it WORKED! The other guard is baffled. :D[/spoiler]
-Jomero
Banshee on 9/6/2004 at 23:06
[SPOILER]Benny's obviously been cured with those Pagan herby plants.[/SPOILER]
MSX on 10/6/2004 at 04:15
Ever get a bunch of peasants in an area? Well, when their all gathered around a guard make a big nose. He'll unsheathe his sword and kill everyone around him in one sweeping blow. (easiest to do in stone market proper)
Then he gets mad at you for it and runs off in some random direction. :rolleyes:
hidenshadow on 10/6/2004 at 05:15
i like the parts when people are just talking to garrett and he just slips out of the conversation like the one with gamall and orland. also i like when you shoot moss arrows at people. this wasnt really funny but it is one of those WTF momments [SPOILER]i was going to the clocktower to place the thing there dont remember what it was but gamall was standing there and these people run up to attack her and she runs after them wich allows me to place the thing on the clocktower suddenly when i was leaving i turn around start to walk and it seems like theres a wall in front of me suddenly gamall with her little invisibility thing appears right in front of me and kills me.[/SPOILER]
herechickychick on 10/6/2004 at 05:49
Love it when you shoot a water arrow at a guard that is carrying a torch around and he gets all pissed and stomps up and down waving his hands around like he's having a temper tantrum. :laff:
Brodieman on 10/6/2004 at 12:24
Shooting a lady thug in the head with a broadhead arrow.
"Owww that can't be good"
Little_Dragon on 10/6/2004 at 17:59
Quote Posted by herechickychick
And the girl walking around town talking about serving beer, if you knock her out she says "beeeeer" as she goes down. :laff:
Knocked out a servant in one of the mansion missions, and as she collapsed, she muttered "linens ...."
Little_Dragon on 10/6/2004 at 18:04
Quote Posted by hidenshadow
i like the parts when people are just talking to garrett and he just slips out of the conversation like the one with gamall and orland.
I refer to that as "pulling a Batman", from the way Batman's always doing it to Gordon and Bullock in the animated series.
[spoiler]Orland pulls a Batman on Garrett, also, during the cutscene in Gamall's lair.[/spoiler]
bob on 10/6/2004 at 18:23
Think you mean Artemus, but yeah. ;)
