herechickychick on 11/6/2004 at 07:28
Believe it or not I went through the entire game without ever using any of that oil. So I just went back for the fun of it to an old saved game and started throwing oil around everywhere...I was laughing so hard I can't believe I waited so long for so much fun. The way they slip and slide and say things like "whooooaaaahhh clumsy me" is priceless! It's like watching real people in the snow and ice. :laff: :laff: :laff:
Cookie McCrumble on 12/6/2004 at 10:09
I'm clinging to a wall above bennyguard, and he comes out with "Don't look so smug!! I'm gonna get you evenchewally!!"
Stitches!
lumpenprol on 12/6/2004 at 11:23
*spoiler alert*
My funniest two moments were in the museum. I pulled off this one stunt where I had a guard chasing me, ran towards one of the electrified fences, knocked a water arrow and doused the electricity, then threw an oil flask on the floor...The guard hit the oil, slid under the electric barrier, then stood up just as it reactivated - toast! Only disappointment was he didn't let out a teeth-grinding howl the way Garrett does when fried...
The funniest/scariest moment for me in the entire game was when I was prowling around beneath the large female statue holding the ring...There are these halls with portcullises, flanked by some other very tall statues...As I walked past there was this loud bang sound and the entire 20 foot statue, tons of massive granite, bounced up in the air as if it was coming to life...I have no idea what glitch in Havok physics made this happen, but I almost had a heart attack!
Darsidius on 12/6/2004 at 12:13
Almost anything that the Hammerites say makes me crack up!
The best one yet is after the enforcers are searching for you in old quarter, and they go on a killing rampage. I remember passing a hammerite, on my way to Fort Ironwood, who had just discovered a corpse in the middle of the streets. He started out mumbling and then he crescendoed at the very end, like he was about to turn into a super hero:
"...let he who hast killed this man, be struck down with MIGHTY VENGEANCE! " :laff:
And then he slammed his hammer down into the ground like the mighty Thor did, back in my comic books days! :D
TheAlbaniac on 12/6/2004 at 14:16
Lol lumpenprol. I had the exact same thing. I thought it was coming after me!
webe123 on 12/6/2004 at 20:32
I guess the funniest moment was when a pagan was chasing me and I hid, becase I had killed a guard and she saw it. She started saying....."come out like a goodsie,woodsie"! LOL!!
Another time, by the docks, a pagan came outside for a breath of fresh air and the guard started to say something about the woodsie lord, and she interuppted him and said "notsie nowsie"! (or in other words....not now!)
But it was hilarious when you would shoot a person of one faction and they would blame each other and kill themselves. Then all you had to do was take out the one left standing and pick up the loot.
bobber on 12/6/2004 at 22:14
Twice I've heard a guard after I KO'd him mutter "pancakes...syrup..."
Cracked me up!
Solabusca on 13/6/2004 at 01:44
Best yet: Jimmy the Knife. Listen to some of his dialogue.
"I had to teach him some RESPECT. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. So I had to sock it to him, and NOW he knows the meaning of respect..."
Almost got caught by a guard 'cause I was giggling so hard.
ZenPirate on 13/6/2004 at 14:05
Hello, new here :)
Best moment so far goes something like this
Outside the museum
[spoiler]guard 1: hoo boy
guard 2: lemme guess, you got a bad feeling about tonight....
guard 1: yeah, I got the heebee jeebees real bad
guard 2: BOO !
guard 1: aaarrrgggghh[/spoiler]
McEve on 14/6/2004 at 14:06
At the first city level. Second time around now, so I'm taking my time, trying to ghost it on expert :eek:
[SPOILER]I stole one of the purses Lady Elizabeth was going to give to the hoodlums, then waited in the shadows for nr one to get his purse. I nicked it, then waited for nr two. He got pissed that there wasn't any money there for him, lady Elizabeth blamed the hoodlum nr1 for taking it, but nr two didn't belived it, so he attacked her and killed her![/SPOILER]
Then he said: Now that you're dead, can I take your boots? :cheeky:
