lumpenprol on 17/6/2004 at 04:35
I heard some funny things as I was playing thru for the second time today...The early mission where you have to steal the blood opal from lord what's-his-name (don't know why I'm suddenly drawing a blank - you know, the guy who keeps calling his guards "miserable hunchbacks" or some such) I decided to attack him in his chambers and he cried: "I'll never mock God again!" hahaha....
A while later I got beat down by a hammer guard and he remarked, standing over my corpse: "I have heard of this Garrett...Pity we could not save his thieving soul!" :)
herechickychick on 17/6/2004 at 05:38
I am still laughing every time I use the oil and the things they say when they slip. Damn that cracks me up! :ebil:
"Whoopsie"
"Silly me"
"Whoooooaaaaaaaaahhh"
Then wham! On the ground they go. :laff:
Edited to say: I just tried oil for the first time on zombies, has anyone ever done that? [SPOILER]Playing a second time around...went into the zombie ship and started throwing oil at the zombies. One slipped and fell on a metal grate and went POOF! Then there was the one zombie that was in the captains quarters. I threw oil all over in the entry way when he was turne the other way...when he came back he slipped and fell a hundred times. So funny to see a mad zombie falling. Can't wait to go back to the cradle with some oil and try it out on the "patients".[/SPOILER]
McEve on 17/6/2004 at 21:34
this might have been mentioned before, please forgive me if it has :angel:
A hammerite in the cathedral:
And the first built his house from straw, and that house crumbled. And the second built his house from sticks and that crumbled. But the third built his house from stone, and thus kept the trickster out!
:thumb:
Jake on 19/6/2004 at 02:57
I couldn't stop laffing when in the Keeper library for the first time, I'd steal a keeper's wand then throw it at them. They'd do a funny leap out of the way and says something like "This is a place of balance... STOP THROWING THINGS!" If you did it too often they'd attack you (or if you took their wand they would run away)
lumpenprol on 19/6/2004 at 07:24
Just broke out of prison and heard some choice lines...First off, I have to say how much I love the AI's "location recognition", or however one puts it, in this game...I let out a prisoner, one guard chased him and started to slash at him, another guard came up and finished him off, and then the first guard said: "glad that's over...thanks for the help, too!". Not exactly ROFL, but awesome nonetheless...
Here are the guard's lines I enjoyed today:
After killing me:
"It's a known fact, the good guy wins, every time."
"guards: 1. Shadow lovin' thieves: 0"
And this when searching for me:
"I heard you...So you're not gonna make me look in every little corner, are you?"
Chaos³ on 19/6/2004 at 17:05
While I was on the Hammerite Cathedral mission, I was hiding in the shadows and a Hammerite was just a little ways away; singing some kind of Builder hymn. As soon as he finishes, he lets out a gigantic, loud sneeze. That just cracked me up.
And also, of course, the parts where you run away from the guards and they bend over, huffing and puffing, complaining that they don't want to run.
lordjumper on 19/6/2004 at 19:58
My personal favorite moment happened in the captain's house.
I was wandering around downstairs, and bumped into the maid. As she ran off, I slipped into the darkness, and while I was waiting, I heard something like the following from the other side of the wall,
"Hey, you guard! While you were off drinking, THE MAID FOUND AN INTRUDER!"
that had me laughing for a long time.
Langley on 19/6/2004 at 20:12
This was in a previous post, but what the hay:
"Was playing the Hammerite Cathedral and dropped an oil flask down while on a balcony in the factory.
Hammer comes walking by, slips on the oil while saying "I spy thee heathen, now ye shall fall!" and then falls off the edge of the balcony to his death... :D "
TakeYrSword+Run on 21/6/2004 at 01:08
Quote Posted by Chaos³
...a Hammerite was just a little ways away; singing some kind of Builder hymn. As soon as he finishes, he lets out a gigantic, loud sneeze....
Similar occurance while theifering them Jacknall's Paw:
"I bes Woodbine, shaman (blah blah blah) with power over... ahAhAH-CHOO!"
Not power over your own body, apparently :laff:
lumpenprol on 21/6/2004 at 01:21
Today, while in Gamall's lair, after the blackjack upgrade, I hit a statue, he was in the middle of the "crushandkill" lines, and ended with "and break!" right as he exploded! :D
