herechickychick on 21/6/2004 at 01:55
Does anyone know if the statues slip on oil?
If you want to really crack up go to the area right before Black Alley where the little merchant dude is standing behind his counter. Hide in the bushes right across from his stand and start throwing oil over the counter, even hit him a couple times with oil flasks. He will say "would you STOP doing thaaaaat!" But then when he walks away he will slip and you will see his feet fly up in the air as he crashes to the ground. He will fall over and over again causing much laughter.
The sounds the zombies make while they are slipping and falling on oil is hilarious too.
Ghostly Apparition on 21/6/2004 at 04:03
Did anyone know You can go back into pavelock after you've been there once?
Just go back thru the fog. But be ready a Guard is waiting right inside.
Well, I decided to go back in and theres this one place where theres
a guard off to the side and a metal grate. theres a lever for the grate and
spying the guard standing on it I decided to get him. So I snuck around the
side and got close then I stood up in plain view and just as he saw me I pulled
the lever and he fell into the pit. Well he started saying things like I'm gonna
get you etc. all the while I'm standing up above. I don't think he actually
realized his predicament. LOL
Azal on 21/6/2004 at 04:47
Quote Posted by herechickychick
Does anyone know if the statues slip on oil?
I don't know about the statues, but their...
creator..doesn't. I had such high hopes too when I saw it standing next to the water in the docks. :(
Absynthe on 21/6/2004 at 04:53
A few other lines:
Drunk Benny (paraphrased): Hey! You better hide cuz I'm a big, scary - guardy type person!
Civilian after theft: Some has stolen my person. Me! Stolen-from-ME!
(its so arrogant its as if the theft wasn't as shocking as the idea that anything could happen to him)
And one nifty moment:
[SPOILER]In the museum, finding the viktrola with Karras' last recording. You could hear everything falling apart while he sobbed saying "I'm Sorry" (i think) for not having succeeded in honoring the Master Builder.[/SPOILER]
Suntydt on 21/6/2004 at 18:34
This may seem kind of odd but I got my chuckle in The Cradle. I was moving around and worked my way around to the elevator (the one going to the morgue). I saw one of the residents come up to the light on the far wall and start shaking, light flashing, shadows dancing... it was hilarious to me. Recharge station apparently. When he was done he just casually walked away. I watched him do it two or three times through out the level. I just thought it was funny in a whacked out kind of way.
Suntydt
herechickychick on 21/6/2004 at 20:14
There is an elevator to the morgue? I thought there was only the ladder going down to the morgue. But then again I didn't do a lot of exploring around there, was too scared.
unclejemima on 22/6/2004 at 01:57
Something funny I found during endgame:
[SPOILER]I was near the First Landing Site at the docks with Gamall patrolling the area. I decided to have some fun with her, so I dumped all five of my oil bottles on the docks, and right when she walked into the area, I shot a fire arrow at the oil. The entire wooden dock flared up and Gamall made some funny noises. I guess she spotted me then, 'cos she tried to run after me, but a barrel and some crates got in her way. What I saw next was hilarious: Gamall tried to LEAP over the water to get to me, but she missed the ground by quite a bit and splashed into the water. :laff: [/SPOILER]
Some Serious Dough on 22/6/2004 at 03:02
1) When I shot a treebeast like mad while it was running towrds me. Its face was two inches from mine; I shot one last arrow, then ran away scared. Not seing the beast after 2 minutes, I come back, only to see it died from my last shot. :D
2) When I stuck to the wall while a guard was searching me. He was in front of me, almost touching me. He looked left, then right, then left... for about 30 seconds, then said: "lost him! I can't believe it!" , then sheathed his sword.
3) When I put a mine under a guard's chair (you know the one playin cards in overlook mansion?), after his mate got away when he lost the card game. The guard heard the sound of the mine on the floor, stood up to investigate, but before he could do so, the mine exploded, killin him (of course) and sending the table and the chair in the corner of the room. :joke:
herechickychick on 22/6/2004 at 03:36
A couple new ones today I heard:
While sneaking around town one of those women that walk around aimlessly says "Get yourself a job adn quit sculking"
In Old Quarter in that corner area under the stairs of the dead fence's shop ( hid tons of bodies there) anyway, I just knocked out 3 guards and I was about to hide them when 3 more guards come walking through that tunnel towards me. I run and hide, taking one body with me, under the stairs and as they are walking by one guard says: "Dead huh?...Well at least it's not us hehe"
So then from that same corner I started lobbing oil flasks over where they were walking and firing noise maker arrows at their butts and much laughter was had by me.
Wrath Child on 22/6/2004 at 10:27
Sneaking up to a guard in Stonemarket Plaza...
"Ciminals, thugs, thieves (whatever they were LoL) watch out, I'm on patro-" KOed
:cheeky:
